Become disciples of the Church of RNGesus!

Everything else
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Reminds me of a T-shirt I bought many years ago:

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Replace the Trinity with a 1d4, or something…

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No other real Reverends here. So I’m in charge. Cool.

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I love that line.

I had one that said
“Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage,” because you know Jesus had Improved Evasion.