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Sadly, he seems to have died due to a surplus of anuses. (Insert your joke here.)

He was found dead on Friday and is now in the Dickeys’ freezer waiting to be stuffed.

Why don’t the gluttonous bastards give him a decent burial and pick up a bucket of KFC instead?

I’m surprised more of us around here don’t die from anus surplus.

That would be a great band name actually.

“He was a bit of a laugh.”

HaHAHAHHA so true, i mean come on, who doesn’t love to laugh at horrible freaks of nature that die before they reach 6 months of age.