Best Resume Ever

http://216.239.51.100/search?q=cache:e8BKPmKJSjYC:www.angelfire.com/ny4/rainer/+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Enjoy.

Been there.
http://www.portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=19148

I prefer: The Unemployable Genius
http://www.portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=9660

Heh, hey, another good one.

I should start checking poe before I post links, I almost always post something that was a big hit 6 months earlier. And to think, I used to be on top of the game. :(

I love how the genius with a 147 IQ reads astrology and misspells heiroglyphics.

Maybe my unemployment is due to some huge conspiracy, too.

Troy

Is there some sort of actual specific mental illness that produces people like this? Where they come up with conspiracy theories for their failures and seem to live and die by their IQ test scores?

I love how the genius with a 147 IQ reads astrology and misspells heiroglyphics.

Maybe my unemployment is due to some huge conspiracy, too.

Troy[/quote]

My favorite line from this guy:

I guess being of average intelligence I am saddled with spelling “over looked” as one word and “appropriet” as “appropriate.”

Holy crap! I take it back. My new favorite line from this brain trust is in his books section, where he details his voracious literary appetite, including the “Idiot’s Guide to…” series. Choice quote:

http://community-2.webtv.net/Archure/Books/