Thanks for the spoiler, jerk. ;)

Surely everybody knows by now that on Quarter to Three, you never click on a link that says “Batman & Robin”.

It was funny. It’s an obvious joke executed in an unexpected (and graphic) way. Of course, now that you have spoiled it, it’s not funny. And you didn’t even use spoiler tags. For shame!

I only wish someone had spoiled it for me so I didn’t click on it. Personally, I don’t find graphic video of people defecating very funny, but, yeah, YMMV. There’s no accounting for taste. I’m sure you guys would be a big hit showing that video around at a party on, I dunno, your iPhone or whatever.

-Tom

It was never funny. Even as an idea.

My bad – I shouldn’t’ve posted that one, as it’s outside the bounds of what’s normally linked 'round here (yay hindsight). I thought it was funny, but I’ve apparently been internet desensitized by exposure to tubgirl, etc, over the years.

Sincere apologies to anyone that I offended/disgusted.

I’ll be over here in the corner wearing the QT3 Shame Hat™.

Yeah it was.
If you watched the others first and thought you knew what to expect, then it was funny (and very correct too).
My three year old finally stopped using diapers, so nothing of that sort disturbs me right now.

But I agree that it’s a lot more Whittalinkesque than the normal videos in this thread, so a better warning should have been in place.

(So wear your shamehat with pride - those were the funniest videos in this thread for several pages)

The Aristocrats is great (and as opposed to the actual movie it’s safe for work… even for an American working in a church)

True Forced Loneliness - Life Saver Video

I love you Cheetos is a story about a man’s cry for meaning in a cruel world. Having lost his wife, he transfers his love to a Cheetos in a futile attempt to make sense of his loss.

Or it’s some guy in purple socks dry humping a Cheetos obelisk for 7 minutes with smooth jazz playing in the background.

BTW… the clip might be NSFW… but it’s hard to say. Nothing graphic. It’s just kinda disturbing.

Lightsaber duel. As far as I’m aware, there are no bonus bits in or after the lengthy credit sequence, so it’s really only half as long as it claims to be. Also, there is no pooping.

Romance novel cover artist who is way too proud of herself. Comedy gold.

This is incredibly impressive. Really amazing choreography and camera work (the first shot is like a minute long, with fighting the whole time). It’s a shame they aren’t better actors (and obviously gave one second of thought to the costumes). Still: wow.

I for one, appreciated the detail on the viking headboard and bed covers. As to whether our heroine was a slave…or mistress, well, you’ll just have to read it to find out!

“On Taken by the Viking, we had viking beds and headboards” has to be one of my favorite YouTube lines. I seriously about got espresso up my nose at that point.

Awesome find, Charles.

-Tom

P.S. Yeah, Drastic, I remember when it was 2007, too. :)

P.P.S. “Viking fabric seemed to be appropriate.”

A couple more from Charles’ awesomely awesome Judy York video:

“She has escaped from the castle at this point and she’s cut her dress to a length that she would feel is easier to fight in. She’s stolen a dagger and is barefoot.”

Sold!

“She is a former marine who’s also a psychiatrist whose patients are paranormal beings such as vampires.”

Double sold!

-Tom

Also, there is no pooping.

UNSUBSCRIBE

“They wished they had antibiotics with them… They wished that they had toothpaste.”

Dude, that one makes perfect sense because she’s talking about time travelers. Duh!

But this Judy York chick is about to sell me on reading romance novels. I didn’t realize they’d gotten so cool, what with the Viking furniture and blond psychiatrist ex-Marines with vampire clients and time traveling and chicks busting out of castles to steal daggers and rip their dresses open. I’ve been missing out.

-Tom

Much more awesome than I expected. Very cool.