What… the… hell?
Communist, Stalin, Zombies
Scrax
3002
I could dig it until twinkies and soda started raining from the sky…
Dean
3003
I like how Gorbachev shoots lasers out of his eyes.
Though I’m confused as to how two eye lasers vaporize three Stalin zombies.
I was just coming here to post that.
Scrax, why do you hate freedom?
Possibly the best game idea evar.
Was that a music video or one of Lum’s dreams?
You forgot the key roles played by Mighty Gorby, and the big breasted dyevs.
Shark vs. Octopus!
The commentary sucks, and the build up is slow, but the end is still worth it.
Jojo
3010
KTLA reporter tries to make fun of people waiting in line for iPhone. Fails.
Funkula
3011
My god. I thought local news was bad in Texas.
Yeah, that occurred at the Seattle Aquarium. The documentarian kind of breezes through the most interesting part of the story, though. Originally they put the octopus in the big tank where the sharks reside, since normally the two don’t take much notice of each other. Sure, a shark in the wild might very well eat an octopus if it’s hungry, but the ones in the aquarium are well fed. But each day, they would find the sharks dead at the bottom of the tank and were at a complete loss to explain why. It wasn’t until they left a camera running overnight when everyone else was gone that they found the cause.
Octopus are smart; not sure if they’re rubik’s cube-solving smart, but they can figure out how to unscrew a mason jar to get at its contents and they’ll remember the next time they’re presented with one. They’re devious escape artists too, all the tanks with octopuses have to be covered or they’ll climb right out.
That is pretty funny, but I have never understood standing in line for hours, or days, to buy a new gadget or be the first to see a movie. More so with games/gadgets where you can pre-order a lot of them.
Scrax
3014
My marine biology teacher in highschool told me a similar story. There was some aquarium, I believe in Washington D.C. where these rare fish kept disappearing. After a couple weeks they placed a camera to see where they were going. They discovered that an octopus from a neighboring tank would climb out of its tank in the middle of the night. Climb through the rafters of the roof. Drop down into the rare fish tank, and grab a couple fish. Climb back through the rafters, and drop into its own tank by morning.
Smart little beasts.
An ode to George Washington. I thought it peaked when he bit a deer in half. I was wrong.
Brad Neely makes neat bits. Yonder Golgotha thread reminded me to rewatch theJesus F**cking Christ lecture. (NSFW, I suppose.)
“I know. She’s a whore. But the good news is…whores are cool now!”
Scrax
3017
Adree
3018
Scrax
3019
Laura: Every time you change from the element to the monitor there is a hispanic looking man in there. I don’t know who he is, but he’s been in my prompter the whole night.
Help #1 + Help #2: It’s an illegal!
Laura: Every time you flip from script to video there’s a man in the prompter with a gla–, THERE HE IS!! Did you see him?!
She can’t hold a smile whatsoever. She looks so uncomfortable.
