Perfect. Eloquently sums up why EASports sucks. Thanks to Bill Abner for the assist.

High Speed Ninja’s

Someone needs to make a video game of this.

Joni Mitchell + Billy Idol = WHAT THE FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_1Ikvs8itk

When chased by ninjas on rollerskates, drive uphill.

Dynasty Warriors The Movie

High speed ninja’s what?

http://idents.tv/videos/thedaytherewasnonews.html

You mean 'Journey to the West’ the only thing I get on the other title is a BBC documentary on trains…

Monkey or the Monkey God/ Monkey King is a traditional chinese hero used in numerous childrens tales, childrens television and in theatre… he’s from a classic bit of literature but also the chinese equivalent to Mickey Mouse.

“I think I gave you herpes”

I actually know the book as ‘Monkey’ (read the Waley translation, which is abridged), and ‘Great Western Journey’ was the translation a friend gave me. He’s Cantonese, 'though, so it might be slightly different for him.

NSFW, but funny in the Enumclaw sense.

Seriously, read the Seattle Times article before clicking the video. I have to say, I like the graffiti on capitol hill. Someone wrote “Enumclaw is for lovers”, and then edited it to insert the word horse between for and lovers.

Time for some Campaignin’

Here is a talent you don’t see every day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV0p9GQeo7k

Dramatic Cat!

And the best Boba Fett 80’s dancing stop-motion video you’ll ever see. Totally awesome.


Warning: potentially offensive to any overly-serious religious types.

The March of Shame.

Rainbows are everywhere because the government is poisoning our water/oxygen.

Honestly what is Wikipedia for if not to stop idiots like this from making a fool out of themselves?

If you think you’ve come up with some amazing revelation about a natural (or artificial) phenomenon then at least go to the wiki page first and see if it answers your questions.

But I suppose even that requires a base level of intelligence.

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