To me, and my experience with 12 year old girls is thankfully limited, but it looked like the one in the white tshirt who is bawling is the only one really feeling the moment, the rest of them are acting out just to keep up with her.

This is how lynch-mobs form people.

NASA in Motion

A little under 4 minutes of space geekery and awesome music. And a pretty cool ending, too.

I dunno man. The orange-shirt girl is less demonstrative, but I think she’s just being stoic. That’s real heartbreak in her eyes.

Broccoli Kitten vs. Bean Burrito Dog – FIGHT!

Ode to a transitional tetrapod

I actually really like the song in this one. It’s no great triumph of musical virtuosity, but hearing someone sing a song about science with real enthusiasm and warmth is rare indeed.

We should really form a blue ribbon panel and break this down - Zapruder style.

From my frame by frame observation, they all show some real shock and disbelief and then they turn and look at white shirt girl and register that she is actually crying. You’ll notice an arm come in to the right and down…to the right…and down…pointing at white shirt girl. (The girl in the blue shirt is absolutely delighted by this btw. ) After inital amusement, they all take a few seconds to register that white shirt girl is getting real. Its at this point they begin to act demonstratively, but much more deliberately.

The girl in the softball shirt flails her arms ridiculously, a poor simulacrum of authentic distress. The orange shirt girl, while looking striken initally, never actually starts crying and instead yells “F American idol!” …“F”?

My theory (and make no mistake, many great theories and scholarship are sure to result from this video) is that the exaggerated anguish shown thoughout the rest of the video is more a result of the girls trying to match or exceed white tshirt girl’s actual emotion.

Slate posted a story explaining this behavior, (in this case to explain why things were reliably ugly at McCain rallys.)

[Why] like-minded groups polarize has more to do with how we see ourselves. We are constantly comparing our beliefs and opinions to those of the group. There are advantages to being slightly more extreme than the group average. It’s a way to stand out, to ensure others will see us as righteous group members.

“It’s an image-maintenance kind of thing,” explained social psychologist Robert Baron. Everybody wants to be a member in good standing, and though it sounds counterintuitive, the safest way to conform is to be slightly more extreme than the average of the group.

“One way to make sure you aren’t mistaken for one of those ‘other people’ is to be slightly ahead of the pack in terms of your Republican-ness,” Baron said. “It’s hard to be a moderate Republican or a moderate Democrat, in other words, because you’re afraid that other people will call you whatever. In racial terms, you’d be called an Oreo if you were black.” At a John McCain rally, if you say Barack Obama is a “decent family man,” you are booed … even if you’re John McCain.

Slate was just talking about political party identification, which pales in comparison to the intense ferocity and regimentation of pre-teenage girls affection for sexless homo crooners.

I decided to take the plunge, and called them… sadly the voice mail box is full.

Caring for a Male Urinary Collection Unit.

And that’s the tame one.

Did you hear one of those kids crying that she’d bet $50 on the outcome and “I don’t HAVE fifty dollars!”? I think maybe she needs an intervention.

Merry Christmas from Gunther NSFW

A Brotha Vs. A Bug.

Move on people, there’s nothing to see here. It is not Gunther from Deus Ex.

Dog Risks Life To Save another Dog

Oooh! You touch my tralala!

Bah.5

Dog Risks Life To Save another Dog

Add one more item to the list of things that make me tear up.

A bet? That’s funny., I caught the “I Dont Have FIFTY DOLLARS!”, but I thought she was bitching about the fees she racked up calling in and voting for the group’s chosen one.

Man, no shit.

Ding dong! It’s a Christmas song!

The Christmas video I think is even better than his others, because I don’t think any other ones have midgets in them.

Yeah, this isn’t funny it’s The Crucible. “Thank Heaven for Little Girls”, once again, needs to be revised.