He’d be long dead.

You know, I don’t understand sports, but I totally understand that guy. I was the same way for days – despondent and inconsolable – when Gamespot picked Metal Gear Solid 4 as GOTY instead of Far Cry 2.

-Tom

Um, not funny, even if the yelling guy is right.

Tired of shaving your goatee and think “there has to be a better way?!” – well now there is.

That guy at the end is right. I hope the crying guy was drunk and someone shows him the tape so he never gets drunk again. If he wasn’t drunk he has almost no excuse, not that being drunk is much of one. The people should have just not listened to him, told him to fuck off, and go cry in a corner in someone else’s house.

Construction worker with shotgun-riding duck.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I had a neighbor who raised 3 ducks from babies. They followed his kids all around the neighborhood, but they moved away before I got to see them grow up.

Wonder if ducks normally attach to people like that.

I showed this to the SO and she said,

"In China, the saying goes, a woman is worth 500 ducks. This man’s happy with only one duck.

“Smart man.”

It’s a Van Dyke, not a Goatee!

If only we had more options like these in Fallot 3 rather than full beard, pubic hair, longer pubic hair, scraggley pubic hair, and other variations thereof.

If I had any real machismo*, I’d try one of those every couple months.

  • Meaning if my wife allowed me, of course.

I loved that chick behind him mouthing “Big pussy! PUSSY!” and pointing to her crotch.

Awesome. Wow that would be a fantastic series. Love the humor in it too.

I forgot how great the video for “Windowlicker” is.

It’s also NSFW.

History of Internet

Inspiring basketball story:

Ridiculous gore from the story of Ricky Oh.

“You’ve got guts!”

Along similar lines:
Local news story on electronic newspapers circa 1981

“we’re not in it to make money”. Indeed.

Look! A rotary phone! That’s spiffy.

And an acoustic coupler!