That cannot be fucking real …

‘You see that card? This is the most impressive business card I’ve ever seen - it’s mine! It took me twenty-five years to design this.’

I saw this the other night somewhere else. I wish things would happen like that where I live. I really enjoy the people who don’t seem to be plants that still jump in and go along with it.

I can’t decide what my favorite moment is. It might be the drink mix powder that gives you more nutrition and vitamins than a years’ worth of the usual food you eat. It also might be the occasions he excitedly demands of Troy the Cameraman just how stunned he is that he’s able to fit all that stuff in one bag, and the response is a soft weary grunt.

Oh god she can do no wrong. She is adorable.

FFS, can you imagine spending an hour with her? You’d be clinically insane.

only if she talked.

I actually really like that song. Mp3 downloaded. ALSO, that belgium video is effffing amazing

Laptop hunters: Homeless Frank

I prefer this version.

What was the point of that video? Was it supposed to be funny?

Snatch Wars - Darth Vader redubbed with Alan Ford from Snatch

I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s card to mine.

-Tom

Hah, I love the description of that clip:

it started out slow, but telling the princess to **** off to tibet was classic!


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I thought so. But I mean, if she were older…

Hey, I’m not that young. I’m 19 now!

Yeah, I could. Her voice is a lot less annoying than some people I know. She just talks really fast. I go to a school of Long Island girls, she sounds like most of them. Its an acquired taste.

only if she talked.

You think that could be prevented? It seems like her primary purpose on this planet.

Yeah, I could. Her voice is a lot less annoying than some people I know. She just talks really fast. I go to a school of Long Island girls, she sounds like most of them. Its an acquired taste.

Bon appetite.

A true LOL. Thanks.

Parry Gripp rules.

Sooooo this guy can ride a bike pretty good. Just wait 'til 3:10 in.

That entire video is fucking absurd.

Real life Mirror’s Edge. Not for shakey-cam haters!

Good lord, I could barely make it through a minute of that. It was about to make me hurl! That must be what it’s like for people who get motion sickness playing shooters.

 -Tom