Oven: “Scott I want you to do something for me”
Scott looks down at his mishappen penis: “Nuh uh, that burned”
blah blah blah
Oven: “Put it in me Scott”
And then something about torpedoes or something.

This just begs intentional attempt at controversy or viral video…

Man, nothing gets past you guys!

Both male characters were being played by women right? …right?

Since we’re apparently so hung up on it … I offer Salami Fever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acOIAP0gkxE

Yep.

This post is way funnier than the original video. Don’t ever change kerzain.

I loved that Quiznos commercial when it first started airing and I was damn disappointed that they kept editing the subtext out of it until it was just bland, boring another ad.

Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church.

Not even remotely SFW audio.

I submit the Protomen. Megaman rock opera!

Firefighting 747 in California. Big drops at around 3:30 and 10:00. Amazing footage of low-and-slow flying.

That was amazing, and oddly beautiful. The commentary was pretty darn good too.

Also, fascinating from a resource management perspective.

Nice post, Talisker.

-xtien

I had no idea they were using 747s for that purpose. Interesting sight indeed.

Anyway, on to actually important news.

‘Knock it down, and you can stand it back up!’

Too much.

Good fucking shit, Alabama. Way to go. Keep that broom away from the death panels, they will steal its magic balancing on a flat surface powers.

A true mystery.

Because the Holy Spirit doesn’t have anything better to do than standing up brooms.

They’re spreading!

You know, maybe this is getting a little too P&R-ish and that looks cool and all, but there’s a reason they call them ‘CNN Drops’. They’re an incredible waste of money, just to show they are doing something.

Until the “news” guy appeared on camera in front of the store I thought Hank Hill was doing the voiceover.

-xtien

No, I’m still not seeing it! Can you help me out further? Maybe break it down frame by frame for me.

You’ve just gone way too far.