Scare up some of the Aquaman-focused episodes from the first season on YouTube if you can. DiMaggio’s version of Aquaman is frankly amazing even when he’s not singing!

Downhill Neon Video Game

Host Your Own Windows 7 Launch Party

Yeah.

WTF??

I knew they did this… but that was just painful to watch.
It’s like Microsoft just decided to be as uncool as humanly possible in every bit of marketing they do.

I like this SEXY launch party better.

The mustachioed skater and his blow-up doll were both killed in this classic example of 80s cinema.

I can’t stop watching that Windows7 launch party video. It’s so bad I can’t look away. Who the hell approved this? Holy shit.

It redefines my perspective of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.

Desolate wastelands? Rusted metal scrap? Endless physical torment?

No. It’s pastels and forced enthusiasm.

This makes it so painfully obvious that Apple understands their consumers and MS does not.

I’m sort of half waiting to hear that, ha ha, it’s an inside joke or something.

Balloon ride to the edge of space and back is a bit spinny.

That’s absolutely fantastic.

I see we’ve got a little botfly history in this thread, so I’m gonna chip in.

The Botfly in my Head

WARNING:

  1. If you’re easily squeamished, do not look at this.
  2. This is not about a robot fly.
  3. Also, cool word alert! Phoresy. Neat.

-xtien

“I swear I felt it, and heard it even, chewing on my head.”

It’s surprising how exciting this gets.

The write-up is pretty cool too.

-xtien

seems kinda fake, that “popped balloon” that shows up in the descent is clearly way-bad CGI.

Aren’t they just using that as a visual device after the “we skipped a bunch of time” announcement?

-xtien

Yes. That’s obviously just a transition effect they are using, it isn’t meant to be construed as real. If any of the rest of it is CG, it is really good CG, with an amazing eye for detail when it comes to realistic lens flare and lens glass reflection.

Homer: “Star Wipe!”

H.

I think wumpus knew this. And if he didn’t, here’s a hug: hug