A review of The Phantom Menace in seven parts.

So far I’ve only watched part 1 but this is the funniest movie review I’ve ever seen in my life. The review is actually a better movie than the Phantom Menace.

The Muppets have been on a roll lately:

Ringing of the Bells

A music video (NSFW) about an accident on a date. Wrong Hole by DJ Lubel featuring Taryn Southern and Scott Baio. Nice production values.

Man, excellent production … That’s all I’ve got for it, though. Feels like everything else is just trying so hard to be A YouTube Video. I’d like to see what else he comes up with using less artifice and more sincere wit.

MacGyver Cat

I love it.

The story of evolution.

And that’s exactly how it fucking happened.

I think I liked it better the first time I heard it when it was called Stephen Lynch’s Classic Rock Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRKvAm6F2JU

Since Boxxy?

Jingle Bells!

The guy is posting these slowly…we’re up to part 6.

Seriously though…everybody that ever saw phantom menace should see this. It’s unbelievably good and really funny.

It’s amazing what a piece of crap sellout George Lucas is. The first three movies (IV, V, VI), despite the ewoks, are about 100 times better than I, II, and III.

She is adorable and she does a great job of being very sexy without being trampy.

Boxxy?

My favorite is the character segment…
“Describe Han Solo’s personality”
‘he’s dashing!’ ‘Roguish’ ‘He’s a cad and really cocksure and brash!’

“Describe Queen Amadalalalalan’s personality”
‘Uh…’ ‘I don’t know… uhm, normal?’ ‘She has a personality?’

They also reviewed all the recent Star Trek movies (except the new one, which they reviewed in the form of a comedy skit)

Holy shit, it’s the singer from Life Without Buildings.

Don’t insult her. You’ll anger Operation Valkyrie fans.

Calling Rick McCallum as “Fuck You, Rick Berman” killed me.

Boxxy’s fucking amazing. Don’t badmouth her.

Well she certainly inspires people.