Best YouTube videos

Houngan · 2009-12-16T13:39:59.000Z

What, Killdozer? That’s a classic, although it just tends to get referred to, rather than discussed directly.

H.

WarrenM · 2009-12-16T13:43:01.000Z

They didn’t want any copycat incidents?

It’s kinda hard to copycat. Takes a decent amount of know-how and access to things.

AndrewMyers · 2009-12-16T14:01:24.000Z

Heh, that was a feeble attempt at dry humor – I suspect there aren’t that many people with 50 ton bulldozers sitting around who are that disgruntled.

Kael · 2009-12-16T14:07:45.000Z

All those buildings and cars destroyed and it only did 7 million dollars worth of damage? What a crappy town.

Woolen_Horde · 2009-12-16T14:51:27.000Z

There’s parking, and then there’s secure parking, and then there’s this… parking protection against Class 5 hurricanes, amongst other things.

Matthew_Gallant · 2009-12-16T15:01:44.000Z

I wonder how many “boxes” the vault has, and how long it would take to fill them all, while in the meantime a Class 5 hurricane is bearing down on Florida.

Especially since that video is at 2X speed.

Dave_Markell · 2009-12-16T19:26:28.000Z

Pogo:

What the hell? How did this not make national news for like a whole week?

It did (well, for one day at least). I remember the Killdozer well.

sleepconvention · 2009-12-16T21:51:42.000Z

Where the Dirty Hipsters Are

kerzain · 2009-12-16T21:54:11.000Z

Ooooh, so those are what hipsters are. I kept wondering why that term got popular all of a sudden.

Staff_Sergeant · 2009-12-16T21:56:38.000Z

Pogo:

What the hell? How did this not make national news for like a whole week?

Killdozer is super old and makes the rounds on Cracked/Reddit every so often… I don’t even remember when it actually happened (googling… 5 years ago).

Brakara · 2009-12-17T02:21:57.000Z

WarrenM:

Is it even necessary? I mean, yeah, we get it, lots of people don’t like the prequels.

He doesn’t just say the prequels suck, but gives a detailed explanation of why they suck so much. And it’s actually quite informative, even if you’re just a tiny bit interested in filmmaking.

Hunty · 2009-12-17T03:29:46.000Z

So, there’s a thing going round in Britain at the moment to get Rage Against the Machine to top the charts at Christmas, ahead of the latest piece of X-Factor nonsense. As you’re a smug scottish dude on one of the UK’s most popular morning talk shows, you invite Rage Against the Machine on to talk about it and do a live version. What could possibly go wrong?

kerzain · 2009-12-17T03:41:19.000Z

Infectious Grooves would like to have a say in the matter^^.

Cyco Myko 1994:

You’ll do what I tell ya!
And I watch you sweat. Then I’ll watch you shake
And then you beg. And then you scream “I’ll do what you tell me!”
You’ll do what I tell ya! That is right, Punk!
See, I think you’re gonna have to find out the hard way!
You’ll do what I tell you! I’m gonna fuck you up!
And let me tell you just why
On the mic, you talk about gettin’ violent
But to the man with the badge you’re nothin’ but silent

So now it’s the government you want to overthrow?
But first it’s off to the next oversized show!
Now you’re making you’re political statement
Or are you trying to add to your finacial statement
And let’s not forget the evil corporations
Then why is SONY the sponsor of your presentation?
Bitch!

You’ll do what I tell ya! Oh yea! You’ll do what I tell ya!
I’m gonna fuck you up!
You’ll do what I tell ya - you’re nothin’ but a punk!
You’ll do what I tell ya. We’re gonna go head up!
First you sweat! And then you shake! And then you beg.
And then you plead. And then you shake. And then you sweat.
And then you scream “I’ll do what you tell me”
You’ll do what I tell you. Oh yea. I’m gonna fuck you up!
You’ll do what I tell you. I’m gonna show you what is up.
I’m gonna fuck you up!
'Cause you’re a pussy. 'Cause you’re a bitch. And 'cause you fucking deserve
it!

You’ll do what I tell ya -
Nothin’ but shit
You’re full of shit
And I don’t like shit
I’ll fuck up your shit
You ain’t shit!
And I don’t like shit!
You’re full of shit!
And I’ll fuck up your shit!
Pussy!

Athryn · 2009-12-17T10:55:43.000Z

This might have been in this thread before, but it’s worth noting that the guy who did this just got a $30 million deal from Sam Rami’s production company to make a movie:

Edit: 30, not 300, oops :p

Mordrak · 2009-12-17T12:04:47.000Z

Athryn:

This might have been in this thread before, but it’s worth noting that the guy who did this just got a $300 million deal from Sam Rami’s production company to make a movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dadPWhEhVk

Yeah, but he’s a total pirate. That baby carriage going down the steps is straight from Battleship Potemkin. Sam, what are you doing?

ChristienMurawski · 2009-12-17T12:07:41.000Z

Yeah, but Eisenstein stole that from De Palma.

-xtien

“Here endeth the lesson.”

madkevin · 2009-12-17T12:09:11.000Z

XtienMurawski:

Yeah, but Eisenstein stole that from De Palma.

Best. Post. Ever.

theborbes · 2009-12-17T12:21:32.000Z

WarrenM:

It’s kinda hard to copycat. Takes a decent amount of know-how and access to things.

sadly not, stealing bulldozers, excavators, those kinds of machinery are all really easy to steal. they’re not like cars, which all have a unique, individual key. The keys to these machines are all the same; one key will work in every other machine that’s the same model. This video, however, is a much rarer thing :)

WarrenM · 2009-12-17T12:26:22.000Z

But he then covered it in a shell of steel and concrete. That’s not going to happen without specialized knowledge. Heh.

Mordrak · 2009-12-17T12:29:05.000Z

madkevin:

Best. Post. Ever.

Hah. Agreed, well played, Mr. Murawski.

Now to bring things back down to my normal level, a clip from the hottest kellogg’s commercial I’ve ever seen hidden in a demo reel.