Now, let me start and say that I agree with you, it is almost certainly fake. BUT.

Energy in a microwave has nothing to do with it, since the wine would be storing energy over time, like a closed water container over a candle. The candle isn’t powerful, but eventually that fucker is going to let go.

Second, it takes about two minutes for a microwave to boil water in a cup. In a gallon of wine? I dunno. But it’s a lot more energy if it did.

Third, there wasn’t any combustion, I completely agree that an argument of “the alcohol exploded” is scientifically silly. But I still give it a solid 5% chance that maybe the wine superheated just right, then the big sparky thing ruptured the bag, and then . . . (profit!) something awesome happened.

H.

I hope someone tells me this was already posted, because it deserves to have already been posted: He don’t want to work, he just wants to bang on his drums all day.

A related video from Tracy’s great drummer link: Dancing like a possessed Gumby (the good stuff starts at 00:45, the guy in the orange shirt).

What’s good enough for Tiger…

Chinese 3d animation strikes again.

Werner Herzog reads Curious George (yeah, the german accent is terrible, but the writing makes up for it)

I’ve never seen that guy and I’ve been living here over four years, and go by there all the time. Lies!

Holy shit, it’s George Frickin’ Broussard!

http://www.summeroftears.com/Summer_of_Tears/SUMMER_OF_TEARS/SUMMER_OF_TEARS.html

The “Football” video.

Story of a service dog.

Warning: may cause spontaneous eye watering.

God damn it. It’s the music, I swear!

Except it’s not really Herzog reading this. (Minor spoiler for those who expected the real deal.)

I thought that was pretty clear by me saying “the german accent is terrible”, but yes, it’s not him.

Direct link to video: http://www.vimeo.com/7494752

CHEVY TRUCKS CHEVY TRUCKS CHEVY TRUCKS CHEVY TRUCKS

i came here just to post that one

definitely… have something in my eye… snif

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Borderline NSFW. Depending upon who’s in earshot.*

-xtien

*Thanks Wholly!

My god, a co-worker sent me that today. Is it brand new or something?

I love that the line about sentinels from the Matrix made it. For some reason that resonated with my friends and we were always finding stupid times to work that into conversation after we saw the movie.

Also, borderline not safe for work, depending on who’s in earshot.

Edit: they also made an English version:


But it’s far less surreal.

Slowest loading video of all time?

“He’s got space dementia.”