The shark from Jaws demands a shot at the W.W.F. Inter-Continental Title

I love how Jaws’ only game plan is “to go after your leg”.

Awesome

Along with

What if Jack Bauer used AOL 3.0 back in 1994?

Ha! I just came to post that.

Ok, not so much YouTube, but for fans of Tim and Eric (Tom Goes to the Mayor, and Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job) had their first live broadcast, playing every Tuesday night. Funny stuff, very cable access, but much better than Clint Howard’s attempt at this kind of thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vHuKd7yTp4&NR=1

The Octagon Lever

“prevent-it.ca commercial - alternate version”

Oh fuck. I’m never going to leave any fucking shit laying around at work anymore.

What the HELL just happened in that video, above? Urgh.

Well, the alternative cut up verison it isn’t clear, but I looked up the orginal on YouTube.

This woman tells about how she’ll be head chef in a year, and how she’s so pretty and engadged to a great guy. She then goes to carry a pot of boiling water from the stove and slips and falls on some grease and scalds her face and she starts screaming and it gets all nasty and burned and shit.

Seriously, it scared the fuck out of me. I’m never leaving shit lay around at work EVER again.

What the fuck. That commercial is fucked up

I’ve heard a couple of those commercials on the radio; we pick up a Windsor radio station here in Detroit. Despite being audio-only, they’re disturbing and all kinds of fucked up.

Message: Don’t EVER fuck with PineSol.

Here’s a link to the original, unedited version of that prevent-it.ca ad:

They played it multiple times during the broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada tonight. I’m not one to scream “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!11”, but I watched HNIC when I was like 5 or 6, and I assume kids that young or younger were watching today. That ad would have given me nightmares for weeks if I had seen it at that age. I won’t dispute that the message is important and the spot was effective, but shame on the CBC for airing such a graphic PSA when they knew kids would be watching. I wouldn’t be surprised if they receive many angry letters about this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mek0f9MBZ58

Better one.

In my opinion, the close-up of her scalded fucked up face really puts it over the top. If they had just shown her screaming on the floor w/o that shot, it would still be fucked up and effective, but the one with her face all fucked to hell is REALLY outrageous.

Apples got some new ads I guess, and still kinda funny.

Wow… So has this guy never heard of the “system preferences menu”? I mean, I have only owned a mac for a month now, and I was able to figure that one out. sigh

http://keepvid.com/watch/3

Give it a chance. It gets better.