Blood curdling fear of children's toy commercials

I like to watch cartoons occasionally. I like Adventure Time a lot, and Teen Titans Go cracks me up.

But I am terrified of commercials (mainly toys or candy) intended for kids! The unbridled greed and commercialism (of kids, apparently) horrify me. I can’t say I like commercials in general; but these ones affect me more than most.

Does anyone else have similar experiences?

Download them from (cough) websites and watch ad-free? I buy mine from iTunes and strip the drm.

Sweet! What’s a window phone? Will it show me the weather outside?

Just remember to keep your WindowBlinds down for privacy.