Bloody chainsaw at the border? COME ON IN!

The dude himself is a REAL charming looking lad…

Wow, this is a psychotic fuck. Death penalty.

They only stop chainsaw wielding psycho axe muderer types if they are called Mohammed, or carry a Koran.

Just bizarre.

Bill Anthony, a spokesman for U.S. Customs and Border Protection, said the Canada-born Despres could not be detained because he is a naturalized U.S. citizen and was not wanted on any criminal charges on the day in question.

Except that he was… in Canada. According to the article, he had a sentencing hearing that very day. I’m guessing that he wasn’t supposed to be leaving the country. Did they even bother to run his name by Canadian authorities, or do we only stop people from entering the country if they have a criminal record in the US? Because that doesn’t seem very… effective.

Well how the fuck were we supposed to know that somebody coming from Canada was going to be an axe murderer? I mean really, what are the odds?

One in seven.

That means we may have an axemurderer or two on these boards alone. It could even be me…

The plot thickens.

The posts are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

But seriously, why does this guy look like he has a dead otter on his head?

I dont know but thats the funniest / freakiest picture I have seen all weak. Its primed and ready for someone to put a funny saying on it.

Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw

Do you have anything to declare?

My favorite part is how he told a judge that he was affiliated with NASA and was on his way to a Marine base. Yes, judge, I’m in the NASA space-ninja division.

That dudes eyes are just not right.