I was in a FedEx center the other night, with a bunch of people delivering last minute packages. (I was there to RMA a broken hard drive.) This woman with a kid says to the clerk at th counter: “Here’s the next box.” Suddenly the kid get’s faux-frantic. “MOM! DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GETTING ME AN XBOX??!!!” No, she calmly replied while continuing to do her business with a large line behind her, she said “next box.” “MOM! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING ME AN XBOX! THAT’S WHAT YOU SAID, RIGHT?!!” On and on, the kid insisting she said she was getting him an XBox.
So I pulled out a switchblade and slit his throat.