Hey cheer up fellow brits! Sure…things are a bit of a car crash, but at least we have a government that is paying public sector workers regularly so they can…you know…buy food.
Very nice of the USA to make us look good, even when we are REALLY fucking shit up :D

I’m going to ask you to repeat the “buy food” thing in June.

edit: possibly by lettter. Or smoke signal. We ate all the carrier pigeons.

Isn’t it ironic then that the old Etonian party is the one that gave us 2 female prime ministers.

Whereas the so-called ‘progressive’ party has never even had a female leader, and is currently dominated by white male trade union thugs.

I’m one of the 4.5%, the Kendall Free Brigades.

Oh, and outside of Westminster.

Yay! Unemployment! Just as the bus said! and as with every story about a business closing down due to Brexit, of course, they are based in a Leave voting area. The muppets.

Or, in the words of the Corbyn cultists, ‘Blairite Red Tory scum’

Gove is one of the brexiteer (censored).

Yeah, I normally can’t stand Gove.

He has a weird uncanny valley / failed android experiment thing going on. Like he could malfunction at any moment. Think Androsynth from Star Control.

But his speech yesterday was brutal. As was Tom Watsons.

It’s a very narrow strip of Eustonites and other obscure centrist collectives that i could be found in when more active.

On a good day

On a not so good day it veered towards “Zionist” or “Israeli sockpuppet” or “hired by Zionists” or “IDF”

On a bad day it was “native informant” or “Uncle Tom” or “House Muslim”

Ouch.

That was part of Goves attack yesterday too. The fact that half the female MPs in Labour wrote to Corbyn complaining about attacks and misogynistic abuse from his own supporters.

Corbynism - kinder, gentler politics - unless you disagree with the cult of Corbyn, then you are subhuman and off to the gulag

Thank god its not the Removing His Boxer Shorts clip. That leaves me with a Vietnam Vet 1000 yard stare for a week every time i see it.

That might be the most British thing I’ve ever seen.

Well, we’ve found a solution to some of Stardocks legal issues with Star Control

If they want to prove prior art for the AndroSynth IP, just send a picture of Michael Gove

Michael Gove: for when you’ve had enough of experts.

pob

PUH OH BUH!

So I was reading that some folks think May is going to keep trying to push her half assed “soft Brexit” plan, using the threat of No Deal as a lever and I was thinking that strategy would be just as stupid as the entire half-assed May performance thus far and I came up with the perfect name for “soft Brexit”: “Halfxit” or perhaps “Halfassexit”.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.