Ken Clarke

Current betting odds leaders:

Sounds like any of those would be better than all of the leading candidates. My vote would be for the parrot.

FORGET THAT. We need the furious snakes party!

Hahahahaha

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It’s weird to think the bravest British PM in the last 20 years was the guy who porked the pig in Black Mirror.

He was SAVING A LIFE

;)

Good job you remembered to mention “in Black Mirror” to narrow it down to one.

Sorta had to

Asking why these secret societies are so debauched is kind of like asking why these alcoholics are so drunk.

Channel 4 war games what happens next…

Can your Parliament just decide not to leave the EU?

Yes they can.

And they don’t even have to ask the EU.

The newspapers today have front pages filled with May crying during her speech, trying to make her seem sympathetic. Meanwhile the Guardian’s Owen Jones reacts appropriately, which has since gone viral:

“You can’t just respond on a human level?”

May is a human, the hundreds of poor people Owen JUST GOT THROUGH TALKING ABOUT are not.

Damn, that was a thing of beauty

That is fantastic.

Good on him.

As much as being prime minister post brexit was a poison chalice, she was fucking desperate to grasp it, and wouldn’t let go of the fucking thing well past the point it became obvious she was on a hiding to nowhere.

She can fuck right off.

Unfortunately now one of the other fuck knuckle loony bin cunts gets a turn at the wheel.