Brilliant!

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com

Honey, it’s for you.

Who is it?

Lou Ferrigno!

Who?

Lou Ferrigno.

What?

Lou. Ferrigno.

The guy from the Hulk?

Yes.

Are you shitting me?

No.

Ask him what he wants.

That’s awesome… and it’s nice to see they pulled out all the stops for getting top name celebrities.

Seriously, I bet the resume on the back of some of their headshots reads:

Girl #5
Screaming Girl
Dead Hooker
Naked Co-Ed at party

My god, they have the Professor.

I love the Professor.

Just think of all the cool things you could get John de Lancie to say to you! A particular favorite of the nerd market!

MSNBC ran a bit about this last year. They used to have Rerun before he died. Lorenzo Lamas was funny when they interviewed him. He made no bones about not liking the work, but hey, it fed the family.

I’m sure its an easy gig. 15 seconds for $20?

I’d do that!

Hollywood has a new benchmark for “washed-up careers,” I see.

Look at the spectacular, unreserved endorsements in the press, like “This would be cool” and "Celebrities on call… Cool… "

Who couldn’t love it?

Doug Fieger! Mitch Ryder! Why aren’t they on page 1??

The whole thing should be billed as “your chance to finally ask Willis what he’s talkin’ 'bout.”

He just keeps saying “What? Speak up I’m deaf.”

If I was a celeb, I’d stick up a 7-11 before I went on this list. Either that, or do some videogame voice-over work.

Didn’t Bill Johnson do the voice of the Guardian in Ultima? That’d be pretty cool.

YOU HAVE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR FAR TOO LONG TOM CHICK!