Campaign sign--stealing follies

“Wheat Ridge resident Pete Klammer, whose 911 call last Wednesday eventually led police to the Wagners, said his frustration is that people mistakenly believe only their party is the victim.”

§eople mistakenly believe only their party is the victim.

Having listened to far too many whiny moron candidates who insist that their signs are the only ones being stolen, when I can drive down the street and point out five of their opponent’s sign locations that have been stolen and/or vandalised, I can only say thank {insert deity} that someone has a clue and that the paper was wise enough to quote him.

Yet strangely, never yours?