So what’s wrong with a new Centipede? Centipede rocked!
Centipede sucked. Space Invaders for life!
Is it going to be a Centipede RTS where you have to build mushrooms or is it going to be a Centipede FPS where you’re fighting the Cen-T-P3d3 insectoid armies with just your shotgun and your wacky sidekick, voiced by Rob Schneider? Or maybe a third person action shooter where you have to run around the mushrooms and shoot for points and try to work up awesome, high-point combos?
Cos if it’s not one of the three, I just don’t care.
What if it’s the real-life adventures of Centipede Company, the brave soldiers who landed at Normandy and went on to singlehandedly win the Western front?
Or a Centipede adventure game.
Walk to MUSHROOM
Use LASER on CENTIPEDE
Walk to MUSHROOM
Use LASER on CENTIPEDE
Walk to MUSHROOM
Use LASER on CENTIPEDE
Walk to MUSHROOM
Use LASER on SPIDER
Riveting!