Cheney injured; will attend inauguration in wheelchair

He looks almost human in this picture.

I’m still going to remember the Reddit title submitted for this story till I die…

Cheney to haunt the nomination in a wheelchair. His transition to Bond villain is complete.

It represents how Cheney hustled his way out of having to share his last moments with the people who took his job

Bodies are heavier than you think. All that dead weight.

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I wonder if Cheney took the man-sized safes with him…

Honestly, I was expecting that they’d find the real Mad-Eye Moody at the bottom of that safe.

Cubit, full-sized version of that picture?