WTF?
I may be developing psychic powers, because I just had a vision of the not-too-distant future of a press release canceling this service, much loss of profits, and firing of several executives. “What were we thinking?” seems to be the general mood of the company. Maybe I should join a traveling circus or something.
Four years ago, in the midst of lockdown? Sure.
Four years later and seeing the billions lost by everybody who isn’t Netflix? WHAT?
Are they going to stream chicken sandwiches right into my mouth or what?
Holy crap, I take it all back. If they’ve perfected some kind of Star Trek technology to beam chicken sandwiches right in my mouth then I’m off to buy stock in Chick-fil-A right now.
Will gay people be allowed to watch their service?
Only on Sundays
(Which, if it’s par for the course, they don’t stream on Sundays.)
I don’t know, do they have to be Chik-fil-A sandwiches or can they be, you know, good? Does Popeyes have any plans for a streaming service of this kind?
I hope so. I have a patent on the PoultryOverIP protocol, I stand to become a hundredaire!
I’m just going to throw this out as a generality: there may not be a major American commercial brand outside of the tech industry that’s doing more interesting and future-looking out-of-the-box tech and infrastructure stuff than CFA.
And I am not kidding about that.
That is why they must be stopped, especially in this election year. What I see here is infrastructure for 6 January 2025.
I’d love to read more about why you think this is so.
Is Chikin Plus down today for anyone else? I was going to binge House of Sauce season one. :(
They rebranded after the merger, Chikin Plus was retired and replaced with Cock Max. And after downloading the app I have to say, I find the content pretty surprising for a Chick-Fil-A service.
Trig are you gagged by big cluck?
I am unable to speak further on the subject. :D
I will have to get used to the disappointment.