I just heard about this new sex fetish that’s becoming popular among the more bleeding-edge practitioners of coprophilia.
Apparently what you do is, you and your partner both shit in your underpants, and then you exchange them and wear each others’ shitty pants.
It’s called “choggle pants”, apparently.
Sounds fun; I’m going to try it later tonight.
I could have lived without reading this.
P.S. Does this kind of thing come up at the water cooler, or what?
Note to self: IF topic_author = “Gary Whitta” THEN skip
Anything to boost the post count, eh Whitta?
punching my own face repeatedly
I’m just choggling along,
I’m just singing my choggle song
I just shat in my thong.
Google finds a grand total of 3 references to this.
I call bullshit.
And not in my pants.
Yeah, but you did google for it.
Perv.
People who choggle pants don’t put it on the internet, dude. It’s a private matter.
So that means that you’re…
:?:
I demand Goggle.com changes to Choggle.com, right now!
For some fun, throw the word “choggle” into conversations at work.
“My monitor is acting up.”
“You need to choggle it.”
“Choggle it?”
“That button there.”
“Oh, I’m gonna call my wife and tell her to choggle our’s! Thanks!”
Use it as a subliminal suggestion to your significant other…
“You need to choggle that switch.”
“The size of the deficit just choggles the mind.”
“That comedian makes me choggle,”
etc.
Ew.
http://www.just-lyrics-4all.com/Keep_on_Chooglin_Lyrics.html
Maybe you don’t understand it.
But if you’re a natural man,
You got to ball and have a good time
And that’s what I call chooglin’.
Here comes mary lookin’ for harry,
She gonna choogle tonight.
Here comes louie, works in the sewer,
He gonna choogle tonight.
Cubble Choggle.
<Walks in, catches wind of conversation> Uh, I think I left the stove on… <Hurrys out, slamming the door> :lol:
You know, I’m going to ressurrect this and demand proof. 2 years past the initial reference and the only google hits on Choggle Pants are on Qt3, one old troll poster on AICN (who started at the same time as the Whittalink), and a recent entry to UrbanDictionary.com.
Mr Whitta, I demand proof.
Don’t forget turdwords.com: http://turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=4832
It also appears on the interest list of some random livejournal chick. http://kellygyrl.livejournal.com/profile?mode=full
Remember Whitta is the guy who in some thread or other not long ago claimed that a really good shit was better than sex.
All I can say is, stay the fuck away from Whitta when he’s in an amorous mood. Or in the bathroom. Or both…
Man, Choggle pants is so late '90s.