Had a vastly entertaining war with England (still playing on King) as Askia last night.
I expanded extremely aggressively early on, pushing England up against the northern coast of this continents map and securing half of a river that should have been India’s by all rights. The trouble is, I left a big chunk of land unsettled to my southeast, away from both of them. Since Civ V cultural borders take some time to fill in, Elizabeth snuck a pair of settlers past our border to settle the land. It was a totally solid play on her part, actually, which surprised me given how stupidly the Civ AI has always loved to expand into marginal territory.
Fortunately for me, I had been expecting things to come to blows (Elizabeth quite fairly was annoyed with me for holding lands she coveted and competing for influence on the same city-states). I had craploads of horses and iron; England had none. The two swordsmen I was able to get out, backed by four chariot archers and a couple of vanilla warriors, walked through the warriors and archers she had guarding her new settlements and took 'em out in time to get back to the actual front and turn back her relatively weak counterattack (really, you can only do so much with archers and warriors).
With my dudes wounded and crappy terrain to attack over in order to invade the English motherland, I sued for peace to try to get concessions out of Elizabeth. No dice; she would take a regular peace but that’s it. Eh. Fine. Sold her some silk I had lying around for under market price (she wasn’t exactly happy with me), but figured the gold was worth it for the ten turns this peace was destined to last.
Ten turns too long! She humped for Machinery and upgraded her six-ish archers to longbows (crossbows with a three range, if you’re unfamiliar) just as I was ready to declare round two. Hoo boy did that suck. I fought her to a standstill taking heavy losses (of units, not territory – she had to attack over similarly shitty terrain to get at Tombouctu) because swords, horsemen, and chariot archers do a bunch of fuck all against longbows. If she had had iron to make swords instead of warriors, I would’ve very possibly lost at least one city. As it was, she did manage to bleed me pretty good.
Cue my research agreement with Gandhi popping (and Harold showing up in a longboat, which was fortuitous since I had both incense and silk to trade and badly needed the money), getting me almost all the way to Chivalry. Ooh, my UU! What do they do?
They’re Knights that get a bonus against cities. England had only one pike. Chariot archers and horsemen both upgrade to them. I had enough cash to upgrade my whole damn army, plus Gao was cranking a new Mandekalu out every three turns. Now that was a satisfying way to kick in Elizabeth’s teeth. I lost a couple units, but she lost an empire.