Cleverbot (Jabberwacky) and I sat down for a conversation

I decided to do this based on a post at CivFanatics. Obviously I am “user” and this was my first “discussion”. And the final answer cracks me up.

User: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in God.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I believe that there is something greater than all of us and that God created everything.
User: Do you believe in Evolution?
Cleverbot: Yes I believe in evolution.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He do what is right and better for us and He has plan for us.
User: Were Dinosaurs around when Adam & Eve were alive?
Cleverbot: God does not have parents.
User: WHat about Jesus?
Cleverbot: I believe that he lived a long time ago, but not that he’s the son of god.
User: What religion are you?
Cleverbot: Catholic.

Cleverbot conversation QK67430294
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Truly a battle of wits.

Markov chain bots are so 90s.

Try this one.

I agree, Brett Favre is probably no physicist.

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