If I went to Japan, the culture shock would kill me.
Why is this Bukkake? If this was in American, he would just be some asshole who spits coffee at girls. But, its in Japan, and we all know how they LOOOOVE them some panties, so its bukkake.
Bukkake does not imply semen.
Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (打っ掛ける, to dash [water]), and means simply “splash”.
Did they bring back Tom Brokaw to report on it?
So, do the Japanese routinely employ cartoonists to illustrate news stories?
No, those are photos. That’s what people actually look like in Japan. There’s some kind of a massive warping field as you enter the country.