I just saw a tweet from a legit reporter that none other than Bo Pelini has been granted permission to speak to Florida^H^H^H^H^H^H^HMiami :O

EDIT: Oh this is interesting:

suzhalliburton Suzanne Halliburton
RT @kaufsports: Bo Pelini granted permission by Nebraska to speak to miami. Mullen, Tuberville, Edsall have had conversations.

And then:

suzhalliburton Suzanne Halliburton
RT @ssipplesports: Tom Osborne on Miami Herald report: “If Bo got permission (to talk to Miami), he didn’t get it from me.”

And now the punchline:

suzhalliburton Suzanne Halliburton
Hah RT @davesund: RT @DanBeebe: Look, it’s Miami AD’s fault for believing my Bo Pelini impression. All u have to do is swear at everything.

You sure it’s Florida and not Miami? Cuz this report says Miami . . .

I don’t really see why he would be interested in jumping ship at this point, now that Nebraska is about to jump to the Big 10. Unless he’s upset over the public comments by the Nebraska president.

Not sure where to put this, it’s a random thought but not many people in that thread would understand, so I’ll post it here.

That Tosh.0 dude looks and speaks like a slightly younger Lane Kiffin. He hasn’t brought (continued??) ruin to one storied NFL team (remember when the Raiders were awesome anyone?) and two of the top ten programs in the history of college football, UT and USC like Lane has, but damn if he doesn’t sound and look just like him.

Jesus, that’s creepy. Tosh isn’t in a relationship with someone we can compare to Layla is he?

Daniel Tosh would probably be a better coach.

New rumor: Gus Malzahn entertaining a $3M offer to be the head coach for… Vanderbilt.

Now’s their chance to make a move in the SEC East!

Malzahn can do better.

Obviously.

Yep. Vandy’s got the worst football facilities in the SEC and will never be able to recruit top talent, no matter who’s running the show.

Nice to see Villanova hammering App State, the State fans are the most obnoxious people I have ever had the misfortune of being around. Probably not good for attendance in the championship game that has been moved to Frisco, Texas this year if they don’t win, but the people of Frisco will have a more pleasant experience without having them there.

Yay Cam.

Will Muschamp to be the next head coach of the Florida Gators.

God, the Texas boards are going to be so much fun right now.

I’m seeing that Muschamp might be bringing Major Applewhite with him for offensive coordinator. How many coaches is Mack going to have to replace?

Shit.

Fuck.

Shit.

Fuck shit fuckity damn hell.

War Eagle!

That’s the second-best photo of a Heisman winner wearing a dress I’ve ever seen.