Comic Jon Lovitz savagely beats comic Andy Dick


“Comic clobbers comic in L.A.”

July 17, 2007 – IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their “Saturday Night Live” colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman’s house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. “Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he’s dead,” said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman’s “Newsradio” sitcom, "I told Andy, ‘I wouldn’t be here now if you hadn’t given Brynn that cocaine.’ "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests’ peach liqueur drinks, and “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’ I said, ‘What did you say?’ and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.”

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the ‘Phil Hartman hex,’ " Lovitz told us. "First he says, ‘I don’t remember saying that.’ Then he leans in and says, ‘You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.’ Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

“I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, ‘I don’t want to be in your movie! I don’t want to be in your life!’ I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I’m not proud of it . . . but he’s a disgusting human being.” Dick’s rep said he had no comment.

Dick’s weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt, then groped and bit the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller at a comedy-festival taping.

Why, oh why, can’t more people savagely beat Andy Dick?

Sometimes I really enjoy Lovitz’s work.

Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Pushed hard = “Savagely beat”?

Well there is this:

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.”

He picked him up BY THE HEAD!

It’s pretty fucked up if he did get Phil Hartman’s wife back on cocaine.

It could have been worse. Dick could have been pushed hard/savagely beaten by Carrot Top.


Gotta hand it to Carrot Top, that actually means something now.

I kinda think Carrot Top could probably put a serious hurtin’ on someone.

“Laugh at my prop humor or I’ll smash you face wit my buff armage!”

But that is funny about the fight. Poor Andy.

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Jon Lovitz’s account.

It should be the top audio highlight.


It was closer to a savage beating than a hard push. Eehhhhehhuhhh!

Hey, a Dennis Miller sighting. His show runs in the AM here and I catch a few moments on the way to work sometimes. Its pretty crappy, and his speech impediment drives me nuts, but the other day he was telling some SNL stories and I remembered there was a time I didn’t hate him. huh.

I think this may be the only thing that could ever make me sympathetic towards Andy Dick. You’re telling me I’m supposed to take Jon Lovitz seriously when he blames Dick for Hartman’s death instead of the psychotic junkie that shot him? Give me a break. That he deals with it through dark humor is nothing but normal, and a real man would point out that it’s not his fault enough to matter instead of smashing his face into a bar. People don’t say fucked up things like that because they’re okay with what happened.

Too bad neither of them is very funny, or it would be easier to pick sides.

I had no idea Carrot Top was a double amputee.

Andy Dick kinda had this coming, if not for supposedly being indirectly responsible for Hartman’s death, for being less funny than Jamie Kennedy and more annoying than Tom Green.

I wish I could have been there. I’d gladly have paid for tickets.

Carrot Top scares the shit out of me. Between the roid-enhanced body and the plastic surgery, the guy’s a walking nightmare. That there’s pictures like those two out there shows he’s trying to prove something.

Also, Andy Dick is a lunatic and a obnoxious attention whore. I can only hope that getting his ass whupped, by Jon Lovitz of all people, sorts him out.

I don’t care if people think Dick is to blame for Hartman’s death, indirectly or otherwise. He deserves to have his face smashed into a bar for being a cokehead, a douchebag, and a piece of shit who offers coke to someone he knows has gone clean. Certainly not the wife of a supposed friend.

On top of that, he comes to the table at dinner and downs the drinks of Lovitz’s friends and says “I put the ‘Phil Hartman hex’ on you - you’re the next one to die.” Follow that up a year later with the incident that lead to the beatdown, and sympathy for Dick is about 400th on the list of things I’d be feeling.

As someone with a very dark sense of humor;

No, Andy Dick is a total fuckup. It doesn’t matter that Andy Dick is coping with stress by being a cunt, he’s still being a cunt. He may have hours, only lonely, and maybe no one knows what it’s like to be the sad man behind blue eyes, but fuck him for giving cocaine to an addict. He’s a lame ass fame whore and that is that.

Also, Jon Lovitz is funny. The Liar and Satan are great characters.

Uck…anyone else think he needs to put a shirt on, pull up his pants, and get a damn haircut?