Compassionate Conservative Talking Point: Vibrators and You

[quote=““Tyjenks””]

yeah here comes the advice!
Just broke up a relationship? Start masturbating! It´s all only about sex.

[quote=“TurinTuramba”]

yeah here comes the advice!
Just broke up a relationship? Start masturbating! It´s all only about sex.[/quote]

I was kinda joking around about the good advice bit. Obviously, you offer to talk dirty on the phone to her first and then when that doesn’t work, suggest the dildo and a porno and finally the vibrator as a last resort. IF Bill’s like me, he covered the other two options first.

yeah here comes the advice!
Just broke up a relationship? Start masturbating! It´s all only about sex.[/quote]

I was kinda joking around about the good advice bit. Obviously, you offer to talk dirty on the phone to her first and then when that doesn’t work, suggest the dildo and a porno and finally the vibrator as a last resort. IF Bill’s like me, he covered the other two options first.[/quote]

If she were interested, she’d have left some of her pubic hair on a soda can. Doesn’t he know anything?

O’Reilly was on the Regis and Whatsername show this morning. I just heard a blurb on the radio where he said, “60 million dollars because O’Reilly did blah blah blah. And I finally said, enough is enough.” Something like that. Did any of you people catch the interview?

Since we have so many Gilmore Girls watchers here, I thought it was safe to ask.

-Amanpour

Hasn’t this woman heard of putting the phone down?

Or filing a complaint internally or with the police?

And oh God no, she heard some phone sex and heard a man masturbate. That entitles anyone to $60m.

Sorry to take over this thread, but I heard that, too. He basically said he is a big mouth on and off the air and he is a target for attacks daily. He painted himself as a tortured victim, but said it was expected since he was a popular figure in the country. He said his lawyers saidhis counter-suit and the fallout from not settling could destroy him and he said he was making a stand. Don’t tell anyone, but O’Reilly might be spinning a little.

Who knows, what is true and isn’t. Just reporting, live from my keyboard at work, this is Tyler Jenkins signing off.

[size=2]P.S. It is Regis and[/size] KELLY RIPPA [size=2]and she is hot.[/size]

Ripa’s Ripped: http://homepage.mac.com/spert30/RippedRipa/iMovieTheater21.html

I laughed.

Yeah, this kinda smells funny. (OK, there’s everyones opening for the next joke. ;) )

I read and listened to all of the info on this brouhaha, and there’s a long transcript of his harassing call, and it sounds like it must have lasted 20 minutes or so. So at what point did it become offensive to her? And how long does it take to hang up the phone?

The other thing that seems a little out of kilter - if you ever listen to O’Reilly on the radio, and he talks about famous people being sued, he’s pretty paranoid about doing anything that could lead to a suit. He’s commented numerous times that just going to certain parties could result in his being exposed to being attacked or sued, and he’s commented that part of hving the dough and being a public figure is that people are lined up to see if they can find a way to sue you, and thus you have to go out of your way to avoid anything that could ever give even the perception of impropriety. O’Reilly is a lot of things, but he’s never struck me as being dumb.

Add on to this what appears to be the fact that this lady wasn’t going to go public, that O’Reilly and company decided to make it public, and it does sound like an extortion attempt. If so, then good for him saying the hell with it, let’s go to court.

OTOH, if tapes are produced (after all, we all keep tape recorders hooked up to phones in case we get a 30 minute long sexual phone call we don’t want to listen to, right? ;) ) that show he really was harassing her… never mind!

I laughed.[/quote]

I cried.

Right now, I’d say she got tired of him bothering her and decided to record the next one.

My conspiracy theory:

She had had enough left for CNN and told people there how things were. Meanwhile, Fox is beating CNN about the head and neck with their evening ratings and sees an opportunity for a producer to do a little work on the down low (as the kids say). She goes back, O’Reilly gives her a good talking to, via a late night phone call, of course, and she is accepted back into the fold. SHe has her recording device prepped and ready for a few months of phone action and boom, big story to drag down Fox and O’Reilly.

There, I said it. Probably 8% true, but the whole thing is just weird. Hmmm, he’s been jacking off and talking dirty. 19 mins. is a little lewd, but one more minute and I am hanging up. That’s what sexual harrassment Panda teaches. 19 mins. = ribald silliness. Sexual harrassment = 20 mins.+

So O’Reilly really has made him a sad panda?

To me, it sounds like you can believe everyone. O’Reilly was creating a hostile working environment, so she left. Later, she came back after making him promise to be good. At some point, I don’t know before or after she returned, she got the idea of getting a settlement out of it. O’Reilly decided that whatever he had done wouldn’t appear that damaging and decided to sue for extortion.

Nobody looks particularly good here, but it seems the real risk is on the producer and her lawyer, if O’Reilly has a good case for extortion. It may be that all the stuff that’s damaging to O’Reilly is already out.

That’s most likely the case.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris21.html

Take a look at paragraph 104. Even if her story is 100% true, at what point did she ever suffer physical injury?

I think that’s legalese for “we want lots of money”.

Just tell me how a 30 minute sexually harassing phone call works? By definition it has to be unwanted - you tell the other person you don’t want this conversation and hang up.

I’m not surprised by this… didn’t Asher say he sold O’Reilly some porn mags when he worked at a bookstore or somesuch place?

Hey, maybe he’s addicted to Viagra!

etc

Woah, huh, what? The fact that somebody buys porn mags makes you readily believe that they’d act like a sexually harassing scumbag? You wanna connect A to B there for me, Tito?