Well, let’s wait until the Correction Crew comes out for mop up duty.
SlyFrog
3416
Jesus Christ lady, please don’t show visible excitement and giddiness about your new testing thing like you’re a fucking school teacher talking about a pep rally.
CF_Kane
3417
“Our invisible behind the scenes actions have made tests available, which we will need, since you are all now sick because we failed to make any efforts to prevent spread or screen previously.”
KevinC
3418
OH FUCK HE’S BACK ON THE MIC.
I can’t wait for google to try to sell me toilet paper when I’m going through their symptoms website.
rowe33
3420
Well here’s “Tony”. Don’t bother introducing him - we all know him apparently.
Oghier
3421
This made me laugh. And… nod.
Yes, I think it’s a good step, but if I’m hearing it right, they’re relying on infrastructure (drive through testing) that… doesn’t exist anywhere other than a few places? Is that right? I hope they can roll that out on the necessary schedule quickly.
18 hours to get a test result does not seem ideal with a virus like CV.
“Its taken less than 11 years, you’re welcome.”
CF_Kane
3426
The greatest retailers! Providing the drive through experience!
Oghier
3427
One of the major hospitals near me (in St Louis) just announced they are starting drive-through testing tomorrow. I’m sure this response will be uneven, though. Rural residents may be left behind.
I’m so glad everyone can make a buck on this.
Love how they’re all “experts” and shaking each others hands…
SlyFrog
3430
Thank you for making portions of your parking lot available. Any possibility you could donate some of the billions of profits you make so that your workers could stay home some days to help take care of family and stuff, or go get healthcare?
RichVR
3431
Really? CEOs of store chains? A fucking commercial?
rowe33
3432
Great example for the country on not shaking hands here, sir, the best example.
Corporate America is going to take care of covid. I’m so reassured.
Is this a press conference or an infomercial?
