Coronavirus 2019

[rowe33]

I know this is rhetorical, but does Trump know any CEOs that aren’t white males?

[RichVR]

This is hell.

[CLWheeljack]

“We’re going to fill up the country with oil!”

[rowe33]

I’m loving how they’re all touching the mic - please spread the shit among this filth as much as possible. Shake those hands…

[playingwithknives]

My cunning plan to stock up on a last few bits at a 11pm shop at my local 24 hour supermarket has been curtailed because its been forced to close overnight due to constant fights breaking out.

[Penny_Dreadful]

Does anyone want to tell me why it’s not a good idea to have the military setting up field hospitals right now on the ground or in hotels / motels / wherever around population centers so that we can increase the healthcare capacity of the country, since that’s basically the primary failure point in combating this disease?

Why the fuck are we not doing this right now? It is not bad in the country right now. If we set this shit up and the pandemic fizzles out, then that’s great! If we do not set this shit up and we’re Italy in two weeks, then how many people are going to needlessly die because we weren’t prepared?

[SadleyBradley]

Why can’t Pence just announce this shit instead of doing it with Trump’s dick in his mouth?

[Oghier]

Pence’s job appears to be full-time trumpsucker.

[charmtrap]

Hate to say it, but all Trump has to do is display minimal competence and he wins a second term. People just want someone to come in and “fix it”.

[rowe33]

HA, I was going to say that I’m surprised they’re allowed to air Pence blowing Trump on live TV like this. What about obscenity standards?!

[Matt_W]

I gotta say, Pence really knows his job well.

[SlyFrog]

I genuinely can not remember any other President that we have ever had where people routinely stroked his ego like this in a way where it is clear they were told to as part of some program/doctrine. Like not even close. Does anyone else here ever remember a President, Democrat or Republican, where every speaker immediately started with the “Thank you Mr. President for doing this amazing thing, your dick is so big?”

This is seriously some scary Kim Jong Un type of shit.

[playingwithknives]

Pence came to the press conference with an ice cube in each cheek.

[Oghier]

Prop bet on the conclusion of Pence’s speech: Spit or swallow?

[InfiniteJest]

OMFG, really? Thank you for your parking lot? Apparently Pence can suck more than one dick at once.

[MikeOberly]

@charmtrap

Hate to say it, but all Trump has to do is display minimal competence and he wins a second term. People just want someone to come in and “fix it”.

He’s incapable of that. His propaganda office at Fox news may somehow convince some people, though.

[KevinC]

Is it legal to eat out a president’s ass on live TV? I feel like there should have been a warning.

[Menzo]

@Penny_Dreadful

Does anyone want to tell me why it’s not a good idea to have the military setting up field hospitals right now on the ground or in hotels / motels / wherever around population centers so that we can increase the healthcare capacity of the country, since that’s basically the primary failure point in combating this disease?

I don’t believe the US Military is it allowed to operate in the US except under very specific circumstances.

Federal law limits Trump's proposal to send troops to guard border

[MikeOberly]

@SlyFrog

I genuinely can not remember any other President that we have ever had where people routinely stroked his ego like this in a way where it is clear they were told to as part of some program/doctrine. Like not even close. Does anyone else here ever remember a President, Democrat or Republican, where every speaker immediately started with the “Thank you Mr. President for doing this amazing thing, your dick is so big?”

This is seriously some scary Kim Jong Un type of shit.

No, it’s never happened before, nothing even close. It’s an absolute embarrassment.

[CLWheeljack]

“So many of the great sports that we’re so used to.”