Cracked Interviews the Future Presidents in 2012

I enjoyed this a bunch. I think they did a good job on both.

My favorite part of the McCain interview:

But what does that matter? That’s all gone now. I’m … I’m so ashamed and so disappointed in myself for all the compromises I’ve made. Personal compromises, to my integrity. I can’t even look in the mirror. I’m so ashamed, that I can’t live with myself. I want to kill myself because of all this shame … but I can’t. I can’t do that, because then Little Miss Dipshit Alaska would skip right into the Presidency. And knowing that I was responsible for that would hurt even worse than the incredible pain I feel with every waking second. Do you understand that? I’m feeling worse than I’ve ever felt in my entire life, but killing myself would hurt even worse than that.

Ha, that was pretty funny. I particularly enjoyed the map of the US under Obama, especially where Utah was seperate.

And the Hope-osphere.


“No, don’t bother. She’ll never get it.”

“Back in the closet, Joe!”