Cracked Interviews the Future Presidents in 2012

Politics and religion
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I enjoyed this a bunch. I think they did a good job on both.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-interview-with-mccain-and-obama-in-the-year-2012/

My favorite part of the McCain interview:

But what does that matter? That’s all gone now. I’m … I’m so ashamed and so disappointed in myself for all the compromises I’ve made. Personal compromises, to my integrity. I can’t even look in the mirror. I’m so ashamed, that I can’t live with myself. I want to kill myself because of all this shame … but I can’t. I can’t do that, because then Little Miss Dipshit Alaska would skip right into the Presidency. And knowing that I was responsible for that would hurt even worse than the incredible pain I feel with every waking second. Do you understand that? I’m feeling worse than I’ve ever felt in my entire life, but killing myself would hurt even worse than that.

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Ha, that was pretty funny. I particularly enjoyed the map of the US under Obama, especially where Utah was seperate.

And the Hope-osphere.

:-)

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“No, don’t bother. She’ll never get it.”

“Back in the closet, Joe!”