A police chase the other day in Milwaukee ended with the thieves crashing their stolen car and trying to escape on foot. One of the thieves ran onto a nearby golf course and tried to hide in a porta potty. An alert golfer made sure the thief wouldn’t get out. (This recalls the finale of the Prime series, The Outlaws.)
Any port in a storm, right?
Lets hope he wasn’t caught in the undertow, caught in the undertow.
I could fill this thread for days with just links to several Lowering the Bar serieseses. Say, “Assorted Stupidity”. Like, there’s an entire subsection on trying to escape via water.