Custom-made brass knuckles

That reminds me of something that has baffled me since I first saw Much Ado… how is it that Kate got absolutely no recognition for her part in it? I mean, Branagh, Thompson, Keanu, Robert Sean Leonard, Denzel, and even Michael Keaton all get poster billing. But the astonishingly beautiful Hero, featured prominently on the movie poster, soundtrack cover, and even cover of the VHS and DVD versions gets zilch, nada, squat. I even looked for her name in the opening credits and didn’t see her listed there. I realize this was her first film credit, but Hero is such an important role in the play that it seems like an odd omission.

She got a breast reduction because her HUGE RACK was disqualifying her from weightier roles. A Beautiful Mind, for instance.