Damien and Ethan will be fine in The Division 2

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			    Damien and Ethan will be fine in The Division 2
			    
			      Nick Diamon, April 9, 2019
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Kit Harrington was the guest host of the most recent Saturday Night Live, and while he gave an underwhelming performance as the main bad guy in Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, he did fine as a needy NPC in the above sketch. The “new game” he’s supposed to be in isn’t specifically The Division 2 (there’s a zombie towards the end of the gag) but that hasn’t stopped Ubisoft from commenting.
“You’ll be happy to know that Damien and Ethan are now less chatty with our Invasion update. All hashed out!”
The Division 2 doesn’t actually have a Damien or Ethan that I know of, but I’d play a few missions like that in the middle of gathering widgets for the various bases. I assume a real effort to reconstruct a plague-ridden Washington D.C. would be filled with juggling drama queen personalities.

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This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://www.quartertothree.com/fp/2019/04/09/damien-and-ethan-will-be-fine-in-the-division-2/
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Are they maybe talking about that guy by the entrance to the White House that gives and levels up your skills? Because holy crap, that guy.

“Hey agent, check this out! Hey! Agent, you’re gonna want to see this! Hey, agent!”

#3

Do you mean the real White House or the one in some game?