David Hasselhoffy Goodness

Be afraid. Be very afraid…

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AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

My eyes! My Ears!! AAARRRGG! Why do you hate us, Ben?

When he sang, “Everything’s all right…” while looking coyly to one side, I made a poop.

Please God tell me this is a sick, sick joke and not a real thing. I think that image of him catching and biting a fish will stay with me forever.

I’m still laughing about the part where he flaps his wings like a birdie.

Hey dude.

 -Tom

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Saw this line in a story on ESPNet about the NBA draft and what would happen if Cleveland gets shut out of a good pick:

“So what happens in Cleveland without James, Anthony or Milicic? An Art Modell “Welcome Back” party or a David Hasselhoff concert would draw more at Gund Arena than a Cavs game.”

It takes a very special kind of entertainer to draw a comparison to Art Modell in Cleveland.