Deep thoughts...

Bad choices make good stories.

Did you know “if” is the middle word in “life”?

You can’t have manslaughter without man’s laughter.

Christmas Time Tip for people with younger children:

Wrap up a bunch of empty boxes and put their names on the “gifts”. Every time they start to act up, throw one in the fireplace/garbage disposal/etc. See how their behavior improves…

What happens when you run out of children?

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Problem solved.

That movie continues to hold up on rewatch.

Cookie monster is simply the best.

What is a Pie?
Is a pizza a pie?
Is a Quiche a Pie?
Is a Casserole a Pie?

What makes Shepherds pie a pie?

Ground shepherd. Don’t accept one made with other ground meat. It’s not the same.

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite pie on the Citadel.

Why are there so many ways to spell “shepherd”?

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Shepard
Sheppard
Shepherd
Schaefer
Schaeffer
Schäfer
Schäffer
Schafer
Schaffer
Shafer
Shaffer
Schafferer

Wy te speling?

I guess that mystery is solved.

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite mystery on the Citadel.

Oh my god! Two mysterious solved! We are on a roll!

Quick, if you had to pick you favorite dog, what dog would it be?

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

Never ask an Englishman about an American author.

Roundabouts should be called “Trust Circles”.