Democratic Debate 3 Sept. 12

The first one with only one night, 10 candidates enter, probably all of them leave. I guess it’s like 3 hours long or something?

Anyway, Yang comes out early, demonstrating that he’s totally not a total joke, gimmick candidate.

LOL, yeah, sure, I bet it will be “random.”

Ugh 3 hours, I’ll read the re-cap in the morning.

It starts in 6 minutes on ABC.

I’ll keep it on the background while I play games or browse Qt3.

Yang is going to destroy the credibility of UBI WTF is he doing. Hey guys I’m holding a RAFFLE TONIGHT ENTER ON MY WEB SITE. Did nobody check the optics on this?

Anyone else get sound glitches at the beginning?

I think that’s people speaking spanish…

Seriously.

“Let’s introduce the candidates in reverse polling order. You know who the losers are.”

I’m taking a bathroom break. Back by Bernie I guess.

Woah, Beto is still in the race?

Yang is ahead of Booker. Whoa.

Yang has a fan in the audience.

He’s actually calling it a GIVEAWAY. At least call it an experiment to prove UBI or something this is so cringy.

The first thing they teach you is what to do with your hands. A tip: Don’t wave 'em around like a crazy person.

Leave crazy uncle Bernie alone!

You mean crazy joe? Classic blunder: don’t do math on stage.

Bernie doing greatest hit. :)

I’m so in the tank for eWarren. I think it’s funny that Sanders and Warren are ganging up on poor ol’ joe.

Bernie needs to take a nitro pill. He’s getting red.