Dems 2019: Dem Hard With A Vengeance


#301

Yeah, it had something to do with a resolution about brewing beer in America or something.

He didn’t just show up with a sixer to party down with his buds.


#302

Yeah, Beto 2020 is happening.


#303

Oh, initial reports were that he had bud light. Having beer from an actual constituent is better.

Still though, I dunno, seems chumpy. I realize that the GOP is a bunch of douchebags, but I still feel like folks in congress shouldn’t be idiots.


#304

Now you’re setting an impossibly high bar!


#305

Have you seen Congress lately? Louie Gohmert is like 10 idiots all wrapped up in 1 human.


#306

I said that in the first part of that sentence!


#307

#308

Next time bring vegan donuts.


#309

Megan McArdle with her characteristic sneer:

Actually, Megan, maybe it is.


#310

Megan McArdle: No, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The fact is, it’s not because you’re a woman.

Narrator: (It is.)


#311

The idea of GOP folks circulating fake nudes of a sitting congressperson is so far beyond the pale as to be absurd.


#312

Getting their base to fantasize about and jerk off to nudes of a Democratic Socialist congresswoman does seem to be a bold strategy. Let’s see how it plays out!


#313

He’s probably angling for a future Supreme Court appointment.


#314

The transformation of the GOP into the Gamergate Fappening Incel party continues apace.


#315

“Hank just like his daddy.”


#316

Fantasizing that AOC isn’t actually a powerful female leader, but actually just an object of desire to be used as men want is the alt-right Republican mindset in a nutshell.


#317

Tulsi is in!


#318

She’ll get 1% and like it. If she gets more than that I’m going to be disappointed in the Dem electorate.


#319

I’m especially looking forward to her bitter, angry recriminations against the “Democratic Party Establishment” that prevented her inevitable presidency.


#320