Derek Smart's Credentials

Rather than responding to Derek’s lies in this post it will be much easier to just point out the truths. (One which directly contradicts other recent statements of yours here.)

“The first time I even knew that he had gone over to degreeinfo.com (a URL he obtained from the a.e.d group) was when I received this email in my inbox.”
“Sure enough, the prick was there. So, I posted what I would normally post elsewhere and wherever he pops up.”
“They can’t do anything until he does something criminal.”
“He is a NOBODY”

HAHAHA out of all that nonsense only the above was the plain truth!!! Derek even forged some nonsense in the emails!!! Mr. Smart, your post is full of so many lies and twists of the truth I can laugh for a week about this one.

Thanks for the laughs, you fraud.

Bill, seriously, nothing you say is interesting, funny or having a point. You are a pathetic piece of shit who has no life. If you had a life, you would move on. But you have none. Instead you just haunt someone elses life hoping to get attention by attacking them.

Isn’t it time you grew up and just moved on? Did something with your life? You tell us Derek is wrong about this or that - WHO THE FUCK CARES??? The bigger story is that you still care and you still make a complete ass out of yourself by caring so much.

No matter what you can post about Derek, nothing, nothing you say will ever make him look as pathetic as you.

Chet

I had replied to this last night, but for some reason it didn’t seem to post.

Anyway, basically what I’d said was that, that period was not the best time of my life (you try being Derek Smart in 1996-97 and you’ll only begin to imagine it).

And while that post (which you obviously got from your new best friend, Huffman’s site) was not one of my finest moments, I stand by it - as I do everything I have ever written and/or spoken.

I wasn’t aware that in a society where I can cuss the president (which I personally wouldn’t, of course), laugh at the govt., watch porn - among a host of other liberties, why it precludes me from posting off-colour and blatantly offensive stuff online - and to an asshole troll, is puzzling.

And only a twit like you would try to associate my posting - to a troll no less - with my being a game developer. You don’t see me commenting about that toothless cross-dressing bitch you’re hanging out with. Why would I?

Hold me to a higher standard and you only have yourself to blame. I’m only human, though, in retrospect I am a better person and much better off than most. Blame society for that one, not me.

Like I said, you want a battle which you have NO chances of winning, I’ll give you one. I’ve got nothin’ but time and an expansive vocabulary at my disposal. And I already have a tarnished rep for being a crazy ass loudmouth asshole. As such, I can’t possibly lose much from there. But, you can hide your cowardly ass firmly behind an online alias while pointing the finger and sniggering at someone else. I’ll give you something to point and snigger at.


Derek Smart Ph.D.
Designer/Lead Developer
The Battlecruiser Series
Game developers are just human beings who happen to make games for a living. If you want to hold us up to higher standards of conduct,
then go ahead …but don’t be surprised if we don’t uphold them
.

  • Warren Marshall, Epic Games

I’m no expert on this controversy - in fact I know very little about it and don’t care all that much but…

Can you explain how your unaccredited Ph.D. is bona fide? I mean, I have a Ph.D. from an accredited institution and I knew how hard it was to get. People failed, others were sent to law school, there were classes and an oral examination - these things mark the University of Toronto program as accredited. Most unaccredited schools are in such a class because they don’t have this rigor. I’ve known some school programs to be de-accredited because they failed to maintain the proper level of schooling.

Yeah, you’ve done a lot of great stuff. Programming, designing, yada yada. No argument there. I knew a lot of other people who did too (Doctors Without Borders, Clerking at the Hague, etc.) but chose to go through the rigors of an accredited program because of what the creditation meant to them (and, of course, their careers).

I get a lot of spam mail from places offering me a Ph.D. based on life experience, and I get the sense that even if I’d spent my life eating pizza in my basement I would get the degree. I hope that this is not the case with your “institution” - maybe it was Hare Krishna University or Hamburger College, I don’t know. I’m just curious as to how a man of your obvious intelligence places an unaccredited degree in the “bona fide” category.

(This is not a hostile e-mail…just curious. And Mr. Huffman, I’d rather you not answer this on Derek’s behalf. I would like him to be in a good mood when he gets around to reading this.)

Troy

If you have Ph.D. (I don’t know who you are and I’m not saying that you don’t), then I would expect you to know the meaning of these words. If not, look them up and you’ll have your answer.

accredited
unaccredited
bona fide
diploma mill

Also, you might want to refer to that link I posted above (to the Devastation thread) where there are links to several of these discussions.

I’m not sure how else to respond, so don’t take this as a hostile reply. You could be the head pot scrubber at McDonald’s for all I care, my response would be the same.

And your sentiments to Huffman are lost. Just wait until he sees your post.

ps: Troy, I feel that you deserve a better answer, so check your PM. I’m not giving this fucker the benefit of anything.

I just like this emoticon. Since I suck the most and I am a dipshit, I thought it would be appropriate for me to let you all know my feelings on whether this emoticon is offensive or not. I think it is not.

That was what this thread/debate is about, right?

Whats funny is, enough time has passed for huffman to have gotten a phd himself. Not that everyone is after one, of course. I find it amusing though, to that he’s so wrapped in crazy that he is actually damaging himself, or at least keeping himself half insane for nearly a decade (which must be affecting his life), while Derek is doing fine.

Relatively. :wink:

For the record, Derek’s PM cleared things up to my satisfaction. I see no reason to pursue this matter further. Case closed for me. It frankly isn’t that interesting a tale, but I can be nosy around lunchtime.

As for the poll, I really don’t care all that much. I’m just a curious scholar guy.

Troy

Well, he does claim to have a PH.D. in Derekology. No seriously, he does claim that. In fact, there was a time on Usenet (I have the saved URLs) where he was actually handing them out to sychophants who would engage me with any manner of rubbish that he sees fit. Funny thing, apart from that incomprehensive lunatic Gordon (aka Shirley aka Wanker), he’s pretty much left to fan the flames of his crusade into lunacy.

And as of today, he has made in excess of 36,000 Usenet posts about me, my game or related to me. To my knowledge he has never, ever discussed anything online (not even another game) except these two subjects. And he has claimed, time and time again, that HE HAS NEVER OWNED A BC GAME

The guy is, in a word, pathetic. To have a peek into his lunacy, take a peek at this posting from 1997 wrt the ill-fated Take2 launch of BC3K. For you lazy bastards, here is the text.

Derek himself says that over 30 features were dropped from BC3K during
the patching process. How much longer would it have taken if they’d been
done? Not only that I get the distinct impression that Derek was in the
mode of adding new features whenever possible not, reducing features to
get a release done. From Take2’s perspective, I believe they saw BC3K
as a software project out of control that was not going to be done for
a very long time, if ever. They made the poor decision to try and cut
their loses. I don’t believe they were ever planning on rereleasing
the game. I think they were just stringing Derek and their customers
along because it was the path of least resistence.

Derek was duped by Take2 as easily as he bites on every flame bait
that’s thrown his way.

And the first time someone noticed his online stalking activity, was in 1999. To wit.

| Derek Smart has directed his sycophant to change the subject lines that
| are Smart derogatory to Huffman derogatory.

LOL. bill huffman is either making this up or lying? Which is
it, bill?

Why are you either making this up or lying? You can, of course
provide something to back this up? What? You can’t? Well, thanks
anyway, will make another swell addition the the “bill huffman,
Liar?” portion of my site.

That sooper-dooper mind reading kit on the fritz again? LOL I
have never been asked in any way, shape or form to change
subject lines on posts. By anyone. I thought that up all by my
lonesome. LOL

|The worst part is that the
| brain dead toady doesn’t put BC3K in the header when he creates a new
| subject.

That was done on purpose this time, bill. You embarrassed that
you are caught stalking Derek at other internet sites? Please
don’t pretend you are concerned about newsgroup “courtesy” as you
have already shown that would be a crock. Your defense against ng
posters who ask you to stop has often been some lame truth and
justice rag, so I’ll just adopt that one for now. LOL Did you
see that EA closed the folder down where you are your toadies
howard and bill pierpunt polluted someone elses site? Proud?
Yep, I guess you are. Being proud of being an obsessed lying
hypocritical joke would be right up your lameeass alley.

Oh. Those guys in the basement hall at NCR still snickering when
you slink by them? Or do they know something you don’t, and give
you a “poor bill” sort of glance?

When Derek is not frothing at the mouth, he can be a very well mannered, level-headed teddy bear who can actually take good natured ribbing about his infamous history in the games industry. This guy /loon, OTOH, could start a To the Death cage match between MLK, Gandhi and Mother Theresa. Derek has a tiny bit more of a temper than those three and that’s the rub.

When Derek is not frothing at the mouth, he can be a very well mannered, level-headed teddy bear who can actually take good natured ribbing about his infamous history in the games industry. This guy /loon, OTOH, could start a To the Death cage match between MLK, Gandhi and Mother Theresa. Derek has a tiny bit more of a temper than those three and that’s the rub.[/quote]

Indeed. Dr. Smart and Mr. Hyde are residents of one soul. But the PMs were polite, civil and clear. No hard feelings from me about the slight on my vocabulary. (Bona fide means fish bones, right?)

Troy

36,000 posts? are you joking? can’t be. can it?

splutter LMA…no seriously though, I did NOT want to have to endure this shit. Its like a bad episode. But wumpus (that prick) decided to take upon himself to create - yet another thread - for this shit. So, here we are.

But quite frankly, there isn’t much to be said. The granting body of my degree is listed in Dr. Bears book, Bear’s Guide To Earning Degrees By Distance Learning, CH 21 Other Schools with Nonresidential Programs. It isn’t a diploma mill. Never was. In fact, in previous editions (I have two) of that same book, it was listed in a separate section.

For those who don’t know what a diploma mill (I didn’t until I got Dr. Bears book and noted the distinction - prior to which like most, I equated degree mill to unaccredited) is, watch your spam mail. And to think that in the late eighties to early nineties - when the web wasn’t even what it is today - there were diploma mills where I could have obtained it from, is not only preposterous, its just the same rubbish that Huffman posts about one thing or another.

Thats just the usual spin doctoring on Huffman’s part because it fits his aged agenda. In fact, he only started the diploma mill angle when some prick, Ed Bain, whom I trusted with this info, took my email about it and made it public on the Usenet. I learned my lesson from that one.

And from that point on, Huffman figured he had me. So he tried convincing his sychophants - and any twit who would listen - that every university in Dr. Bear’s books (he has three books about DL in the series, each one catering to different aspects of this) was a diploma mill. Until of course, a bunch of people (some PH.D’s) and Dr. Bear himself. called him on it. Huffman, again, tried to drag Dr. Bear into his stupid rubbish. That ended pretty darn quick and I have the posts to prove it. In fact, it wasn’t until 1998 that I even knew it was listed in the book and thats when I went out (after speaking to Dr. Bear in confidence) and bought a copy. And sure enough, it was there alright.

Late last year, my attorney bought the 14th Edition (ISBN 1-58008-202-5) and discovered that it was now in the above mentioned CH21. He did this because it is absolutely critical that we have this information if I am to continue using the title and would even think of taking legal action against that prick. Which is why, its quite simple really. I have a PH.D. I think Mercedes. You think Hugo. Your fucking problem. I like my Mercedes. As long as it is a bona fide degree, unaccredited or not is 100% irrelevant. And to call me a fraud is libel. Pure and simple. And to follow me around and harrass me over it, is psychotic and criminal cyberstalking.

It is widely known that even accredited schools lose accredition at some point or another and in most cases, the students end up being screwed. Some of you might recall the scandal with Nova (?) university, a well respected uni that had a similar problem if I recall in which graduating students found out that their program was no longer accredited.

If I wanted an accredited degree, I could have got one in under a year or to. And most especially in the time that this shit has taken. I could enroll at MIT’s DL program if I wanted to. Nova Southeastern is 30 mins from me. Several GAAP schools are within my grasp. Why don’t I do it? Because I don’t need to. I am perfectly happy with the one I have. And if I do pursue another - and end up with a double PH.D., that would be for my own pleasure more than anything else.

ah yes, I knew that was it! :D :D

Oh thats easy, hit the link and see for yourself

To be accurate, Huffman didn’t make 36,000 posts. There are 36,000 usenet posts that mention his name. 24,000 of them could be from you.

But don’t get me wrong: I’d take you over him anyday. ;)

ian

Mr. Huffman, what’s your beef against Derek Smart? Did he rape your dog or something? Sheesh, get a life…

I really have a lot of respect for developers and industry people that take the time to post on gaming message boards. After all for most of us this is a hobby (or addiction), and their insight is always valuable and appreciated.

I used to frequent and post quite regularily at Evil Avatar.com and they had frequent visits from Dave C (Bioware), George B. (3D Realms) Cliffy B (and other Unreal Devs) and Derek as well and many more. Over time certain people on the board including the owner started baiting the developers, insulting their work in a non-constructive manner. Most of them don’t post there any more which to me is a loss to the community. I don’t even visit the site anymore.

There is a great community here at Qt3 who are quite passionate about their hobby. It would be shame to see the situation around here degenerate. Bill , give it up. I am familiar with your website and the Voodoo Extreme flamewares and while it might have elicted a few yucks at one point the jokes really getting old.

Derek, your commentary on the industry, and your passion for both developing and playing games is always appreciated.

And for Bill a wonderful and sweet dinosaur cake:

Like I said, you want a battle which you have NO chances of winning, I’ll give you one. I’ve got nothin’ but time and an expansive vocabulary at my disposal. And I already have a tarnished rep for being a crazy ass loudmouth asshole. As such, I can’t possibly lose much from there. But, you can hide your cowardly ass firmly behind an online alias while pointing the finger and sniggering at someone else. I’ll give you something to point and snigger at.

Where, in any of that, did I say I wanted to fight you or anybody else? All you’ve done is prove-- again-- how entertaining your outbursts are. And thus reinforced this seemingly endless cycle you and Huffman are locked into.

Clearly on some level you both enjoy it, or you’d move on to more worthwhile uses of your time. There is a kernel of truth in the werewolves site-- the real game everyone is playing isn’t Battlecruiser, it’s Derek Smart, PhD. And in an era of Osbournes, Anna Nicole Smith, and Joe Millionaire, what more could we want?

Clearly on some level you both enjoy it, or you’d move on to more worthwhile uses of your time

At one point I think that there was some bizarre symbiotic relationship going on like the flea who infests the rhino’s butt. To some degree, both parties involved provided some measure of satisfaction to the other (I was never good at anologies).

You have to admit though it has gone on too long. I think if Derek wanted to to still participate he would still post on Usenet where this kind of stuff belongs. This is clearly not the case, and Bill has a habit of showing up wherever Derek does. I suppose though he could just ignore it. Who knows