DERPSPACE: Encounter at Regula O.S.S. |OT| A bold new space game by Gordon Cameron


#308

I want one of these Gordon. F** Paramount ! Give me it!

Ditto on the John Cleese. Him or Rowan Atkinson (the Black Adder version).


#309

With ASCII graphics level graphics, that could be fudged in I bet without Paramount knowing.


#310

There’s always the Starfleet I solution. “‘K’ stands for… Krellan! Yeah, that’s the ticket!”


#311

I double want my own D-7 now, @Gordon_Cameron !


#312

He wasn’t a Python, silly boy.


#313

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW That Mr. Rich-Rich!!! I just want that if no Cleese. Plus Adders are snakes like Pythons! JIMINYYYYYYY!


#314

Look we already blew half our budget on Gary Oldman. Although he’s stopped returning our calls and filed a restraining order. But it’s all part of the Hollywood dance.


#315

I showed up for DerpCon 3878 today and nobody was there. Feeling a little burned that I sprung for that ticket from that reputable dude in an alley.


#316

Did he bear a resemblance to Gary Oldman?


#317

SORT of - but there was a bit of a PBR sheen to him, I guess you’d say.


#318

Hmmm…

Did he look like this?

Might be the wrong Gary. Dunno if you have the wrong one or @Gordon_Cameron hired the wrong one.


#319

Now now, everybody knows this is what PBR Sheen looks like:


#320

Welll, in the interest of journalistic objectivity, I’d rather hear from a paying Convention attendee like @tbaldree about which drunken bar buddy spokesperson of yours that he met in an alley.


#321

Holy shit, somebody who actually makes real games wandered in here.

Errr, I mean – greetings, esteemed colleague.

While the low attendance of DerpCon 3878 is a cause for concern, the bigger question is, where did you get that time machine and can I use it to go back and bet on the '86 Mets?


#322

Yeah, I’ve got this co-promotional thing I’ve been meaning to bring up. All very above board. Super legit. …they said.

Well, I mean the guy who sold me the ticket said the date was all in the name of ingame fiction. I’m big into ‘lore’ you know. Ask anybody.


#323

Well, you have to be careful. It turns out that only some of the drunken alley-dwellers you may run into are actually licensed DerpCon™ sales reps.


#324

How many licensees are there? Or is divulging that number a breach of the settlement agreement?


#325


#326

Whoa, @tbaldree you didn’t let any DERPSPACE ™ representatives buy you a drink, nor leave your drink unattended with a DERPSPACE ™ representative? That is not recommended.


#327

He is here to seal your ideas, protect the DERPSPACE source code!