DERPSPACE: Encounter at Regula O.S.S. |OT| A bold new space game by Gordon Cameron


#318

Hmmm…

Did he look like this?

Might be the wrong Gary. Dunno if you have the wrong one or @Gordon_Cameron hired the wrong one.


#319

Now now, everybody knows this is what PBR Sheen looks like:


#320

Welll, in the interest of journalistic objectivity, I’d rather hear from a paying Convention attendee like @tbaldree about which drunken bar buddy spokesperson of yours that he met in an alley.


#321

Holy shit, somebody who actually makes real games wandered in here.

Errr, I mean – greetings, esteemed colleague.

While the low attendance of DerpCon 3878 is a cause for concern, the bigger question is, where did you get that time machine and can I use it to go back and bet on the '86 Mets?


#322

Yeah, I’ve got this co-promotional thing I’ve been meaning to bring up. All very above board. Super legit. …they said.

Well, I mean the guy who sold me the ticket said the date was all in the name of ingame fiction. I’m big into ‘lore’ you know. Ask anybody.


#323

Well, you have to be careful. It turns out that only some of the drunken alley-dwellers you may run into are actually licensed DerpCon™ sales reps.


#324

How many licensees are there? Or is divulging that number a breach of the settlement agreement?


#325


#326

Whoa, @tbaldree you didn’t let any DERPSPACE ™ representatives buy you a drink, nor leave your drink unattended with a DERPSPACE ™ representative? That is not recommended.


#327

He is here to seal your ideas, protect the DERPSPACE source code!


#328

Wait. I had a great time at the con. Some guy named Robert bought me drinks until I purchased a couple thousand dollars in space ships. Then he introduced me to his Ukrainian assistant who brought me into the special screening room. After a few more weird tasting drinks I kinda passed out. I woke up in a bathtub full of icecubes. Later I noticed a sutured scar on my lower left back. I must have fallen down when I was drunk. And Robert was kind enough to have it stitched up.

When I went down to see the rest of the con it was completely gone. The hotel guy said he skipped out. That is so cool. He works with @Gordon_Cameron and he still has the soul of a child.

!0/10 for the first con, Gordon.


#329

Was there any residue on your fingertips?


#330

It was orange. And tasty. Why?


#331

Now I’m even MORE disappointed, since I apparently went to the wrong venue, and you had such a nice time.


#332

I’ve been taking notes in here for a year. I mean, you lay out all this genius in posts, before release, and there’s really no defense.


#333

LastNearGalapagospenguin-small


#334

OP updated to fix broken image links from the old Qt3 host. Bask in the box art glory.


#335

I think you were at the right place, @tbaldree.

And @RichVR…well…


#336

Gordon, after much thought, I’d like to request a reclama on my D-7 request. I’d like a “Corbomite” spaceship of the huge variety, along the lines of the one used by Balok. What pricing am I looking at? I am thinking of using my retirement accounts to make this investment, to secure my future. Do we think a craft like this will appreciate in value over time?


#337

Remember, kids, what do we say when someone asks a question we don’t know the answer to?

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