DERPSPACE: Encounter at Regula O.S.S. |OT| A bold new space game by Gordon Cameron


#347

Let me answer that question with a question.


#348

Has my D-7 Cruiser been priced yet?


#349

/like button.


#350

Would you describe yourself as “rich” or “very rich”?


#351

Rich is for plebs, I’m wealthy.


#352

I would like to see DLC that is customized on a per player basis, at an exorbitant price, that I could then markup and resell.


#353

These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Trump.


#354

I want a pony.


#355

…made of diamonds.


#356

Uh…Comfortable?


#357

Are the rumors true? DERPSPACE to be an EPIC store exclusive? Also how many yachts came with the contract? ;)


#358

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#359

FREE INFOCOM ADVENTURE GAMES???


#360

That really sealed the deal.


#361

$40 value from Zork 2… pfft, now that it’s 1987 the game is six years old!


#362

So ah… do we have full 90 minute long startup procedures for the ship launched fighters implemented yet?


#363

“Press F for 30 minutes”. Meaningful gameplay!


#364

Yeah man! wouldn’t that be mad immersive! I’m getting visually stunned just thinking about it!


#365

“Press V for 40 minutes to be Visually stunned”.

Well, beats waiting 1 hour for a cloud just to get a star and find out the whole thing is about the atomic bomb (as if). ;)


#366

Having your President look like a pedophile is a bold move.