DERPSPACE: Encounter at Regula O.S.S. |OT| A bold new space game by Gordon Cameron


#222

Wasn’t he on the PC Gamer “New Game Gods” cover?


#223

No he was on GQ I think.


#224

My mistake. I find the two easily confused.

Which two is an exercise left to the reader.


#225

Here’s a sneak peek at our amazing new solar system engine! (I’m actually rather ‘chuffed’ as they say to have coded this.)


#226

It’s… it’s beautiful.


#227

If you take this joke too far and end up making an actual game in character mode, you’ll be the ultimate indie hipster developer.


#228

Bite your tongue. This is no more a joke than its chief competitor, Star Citizen.


#229

I think ‘ironic game designer’ is gonna blow up as a career option in the next decade.

“What do you do?”
“I make ‘games’.”


#230

Do you mean… or… uh…


#231

So, I missed the last 200 posts in this thread. Can someone please digest them for me? Thanks. I have martinis to drink.


#232

Will I be able to summon crew members to my quarter’s, lock the door behind them, and begin furiously masturbate in front of them? Asking for a friend.


#233

Is that furiously masturbating, as in being really mad when you’re rubbing one out, or masturbating furiously? Asking for a English teacher friend.


#234

It can be both you’ll be the first I’ll try it out on.


#235

Yes, but only if the crew member is a Horta.


#236

NO SEXUALLY HARASS I


#237

Ha! I just got that!

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#238

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#240

Um, duh. I mean derp. I had to look that one up!


#241

I know you’ve all been dying for the latest DERPSPACE update, so here’s another glimpse of our amazing procedural (by which I mean, it runs on a computer) solar system engine!

Not only do the planets’ orbits increment for each time you move your ship, but also the ship’s graphics have now been given a 300% increase in rotational fidelity! The ship now points in the direction you move it!

The solar system module alone now clocks in at an astonishing 282 lines of code!


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