DERPSPACE: Encounter at Regula O.S.S. |OT| A bold new space game by Gordon Cameron


#302

But wait, I thought game design was to keep bolting on features and promising everything and never actually finishing the game?


#303

Hahahah oh you silly fucker, no, that’s Star Citizen. Derpspace will SURELY come to fruition.


#304

As DERPSPACE is being coded in Python with ASCII graphics we anticipate a much lower budget than Star Citizen.

$25 million, tops.


#305

Well that begs the question, how many pythons can you afford on the dev team?


#306

Wouldn’t it be great if you could get John Cleese?


#307

What a colossal waste of development budget that would be!!

oh hi Zenimax


#308

I want one of these Gordon. F** Paramount ! Give me it!

Ditto on the John Cleese. Him or Rowan Atkinson (the Black Adder version).


#309

With ASCII graphics level graphics, that could be fudged in I bet without Paramount knowing.


#310

There’s always the Starfleet I solution. “‘K’ stands for… Krellan! Yeah, that’s the ticket!”


#311

I double want my own D-7 now, @Gordon_Cameron !


#312

He wasn’t a Python, silly boy.


#313

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW That Mr. Rich-Rich!!! I just want that if no Cleese. Plus Adders are snakes like Pythons! JIMINYYYYYYY!


#314

Look we already blew half our budget on Gary Oldman. Although he’s stopped returning our calls and filed a restraining order. But it’s all part of the Hollywood dance.


#315

I showed up for DerpCon 3878 today and nobody was there. Feeling a little burned that I sprung for that ticket from that reputable dude in an alley.


#316

Did he bear a resemblance to Gary Oldman?


#317

SORT of - but there was a bit of a PBR sheen to him, I guess you’d say.


#318

Hmmm…

Did he look like this?

Might be the wrong Gary. Dunno if you have the wrong one or @Gordon_Cameron hired the wrong one.


#319

Now now, everybody knows this is what PBR Sheen looks like:


#320

Welll, in the interest of journalistic objectivity, I’d rather hear from a paying Convention attendee like @tbaldree about which drunken bar buddy spokesperson of yours that he met in an alley.


#321

Holy shit, somebody who actually makes real games wandered in here.

Errr, I mean – greetings, esteemed colleague.

While the low attendance of DerpCon 3878 is a cause for concern, the bigger question is, where did you get that time machine and can I use it to go back and bet on the '86 Mets?