DERPSPACE: Encounter at Regula O.S.S. |OT| A bold new space game by Gordon Cameron


#342

As long as it has a Crimson Skies mini-game I can wait.


#343

I’m assuming the BR includes cover-based shooting stealth pausable real-time turn-based squad combat with a deep base building system and tamable dinosaurs?


#344

Naturally. What sort of amateur do you take me for?

Oh, wait. I am an amateur…


#345

Fixed that for you.


#346

So what about VR and support for things like teledildonics?


#347

Let me answer that question with a question.


#348

Has my D-7 Cruiser been priced yet?


#349

/like button.


#350

Would you describe yourself as “rich” or “very rich”?


#351

Rich is for plebs, I’m wealthy.


#352

I would like to see DLC that is customized on a per player basis, at an exorbitant price, that I could then markup and resell.


#353

These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Trump.


#354

I want a pony.


#355

…made of diamonds.


#356

Uh…Comfortable?


#357

Are the rumors true? DERPSPACE to be an EPIC store exclusive? Also how many yachts came with the contract? ;)


#358

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#359

FREE INFOCOM ADVENTURE GAMES???


#360

That really sealed the deal.


#361

$40 value from Zork 2… pfft, now that it’s 1987 the game is six years old!