As long as it has a Crimson Skies mini-game I can wait.
I’m assuming the BR includes cover-based shooting stealth pausable real-time turn-based squad combat with a deep base building system and tamable dinosaurs?
Naturally. What sort of amateur do you take me for?
Oh, wait. I am an amateur…
Fixed that for you.
So what about VR and support for things like teledildonics?
Has my D-7 Cruiser been priced yet?
Would you describe yourself as “rich” or “very rich”?
Rich is for plebs, I’m wealthy.
I would like to see DLC that is customized on a per player basis, at an exorbitant price, that I could then markup and resell.
These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Trump.
I want a pony.
…made of diamonds.
Are the rumors true? DERPSPACE to be an EPIC store exclusive? Also how many yachts came with the contract? ;)
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FREE INFOCOM ADVENTURE GAMES???
That really sealed the deal.
$40 value from Zork 2… pfft, now that it’s 1987 the game is six years old!