DERPSPACE: Encounter at Regula O.S.S. |OT| A bold new space game by Gordon Cameron

As long as it has a Crimson Skies mini-game I can wait.

I’m assuming the BR includes cover-based shooting stealth pausable real-time turn-based squad combat with a deep base building system and tamable dinosaurs?

Naturally. What sort of amateur do you take me for?

Oh, wait. I am an amateur…

Fixed that for you.

So what about VR and support for things like teledildonics?

Let me answer that question with a question.

Has my D-7 Cruiser been priced yet?

/like button.

Would you describe yourself as “rich” or “very rich”?

Rich is for plebs, I’m wealthy.

I would like to see DLC that is customized on a per player basis, at an exorbitant price, that I could then markup and resell.

These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Trump.

I want a pony.

…made of diamonds.

Uh…Comfortable?

Are the rumors true? DERPSPACE to be an EPIC store exclusive? Also how many yachts came with the contract? ;)

While we have fielded many lucrative offers from online retailers, we believe we have found the perfect exclusive distributor for DERPSPACE™:

FREE INFOCOM ADVENTURE GAMES???

That really sealed the deal.

$40 value from Zork 2… pfft, now that it’s 1987 the game is six years old!