So ah… do we have full 90 minute long startup procedures for the ship launched fighters implemented yet?
“Press F for 30 minutes”. Meaningful gameplay!
Yeah man! wouldn’t that be mad immersive! I’m getting visually stunned just thinking about it!
“Press V for 40 minutes to be Visually stunned”.
Well, beats waiting 1 hour for a cloud just to get a star and find out the whole thing is about the atomic bomb (as if). ;)
Having your President look like a pedophile is a bold move.
It’s been awhile since we had an update. Are JPEG’s going to be up for sale soon?
Yes! Introducing the Merpendrian Science Frigate, the chief exploratory vehicle of the struggling Merpendrian Potentate, a splinter faction which broke off from the Derpassian Empire a century ago and has been fighting a desperate war for independence ever since. The Science Frigate plies the cosmos in search of ancient technology and worlds rich in natural resources, the better to serve the Potentate’s quest for self-determination.
You, yes you, can own this JPEG for a mere $49.99! But hurry, because this is part of a limited special edition – only 8,999 will be sold. For an additional $229.99 you can also purchase the in-game Science Frigate to go with your JPEG, assuming we ever bother to design it. The in-game Frigate will look something like this:
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(Please don’t download this image.)
Ok, this sounds like a scam. You know why? When there are other people selling JPEGs for hundreds of dollars, getting one for just $49.99 seems way too good to be true. Also, there’s a distinct lack of Gary Oldman in your samples.
Disruptors gonna disrupt.
Incidentally, we are planning to put more Gary Oldman in our images, but we are currently still negotiating the finer points of our deal with him, which is to say, he maced us the last time we hid in the bushes outside his house.
You can try to go for other celebrities. Like Sandi Gardiner.
We asked ourselves, who is the biggest star in the world right now? The biggest.
And then it hit us. It’s so obvious.
Well he’s no John Candy, but he’s on his way for sure.
It’s what they do.
Bugs Bunny?
Okay, that was spit-take worthy. Nicely done. Also, quite the get for Derpspace!
-Tom
Where is the online game store? I’m not just gonna hand over some jpeg money to anyone without an online game store.
In case you think I don’t have money.
So get the online game store up to be credible.
That’s too cheap… what’s the catch?
You ave chosen … well.
The guy’s got style - the carrot matches his glasses!
Obviously you are going to make him an online store purchase for crew member right? Bonus exclusive pre-launch crew member content update available!!! $999.99. We recommend you crew him as the cook!